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Man & Women during sex time Man:...
253 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Man & Women during sex time



Man: oh! baby ur breasts are so

big but have no nipples on them.

Women: Oh! you fool... u are

licking my buttocks...!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 164
Submitted By: Namit on: September 23, 2008
QUOTE OF THE CENTURY We all love...
253 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
QUOTE OF THE CENTURY



We all love to spend lots of money on buying new clothes, But never realize that the best times are enjoyed without clothes!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 153
Submitted By: Admin on: September 24, 2008
Press ask PM.. Apne sapne me bhi soc...
253 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Press ask PM..

Apne sapne me bhi socha tha ki

ap kabhi pm banege?



Manmohan : Ye to sab Sonia ke hath

ka kamal hai varna hamara to khada

hona mushkil tha...!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 180
Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: September 30, 2008
Garib Wife- suno ji "WHISPER" chahiye. ...
252 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Garib Wife- suno ji "WHISPER" chahiye.



Garib husband- yaha bhukh mitane ke liye ROTI nahi aur tujhe cho*t sukhane k liye DOUBLEROTI chahiye
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 146
Submitted By: Jasmine on: September 18, 2008
Santa: I m organising group sex at my ...
252 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa: I m organising group sex
at my home, will u join?

Banta: Yes, yes how many people
r there? Santa: Just three, Me,
U and....ur wife.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 148
Submitted By: Laila on: September 22, 2008
Worlds smallest resignation letter? ...
252 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Worlds smallest resignation letter?



Dear Sir,

maa chuda,

land khuja,

Ab tu hilla,

main chala....
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 115
Submitted By: Ankit on: September 25, 2008
A man is doing push ups on the beach, ...
252 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A man is doing push ups on the beach,
A drunk Sardar sees him and starts
laughing loudly and says..

"Sorry to tell you but the women
below you has already left."
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 171
Submitted By: Ashish on: October 04, 2008
3 guys were introduced 2 a girl, hi I'...
251 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
3 guys were introduced 2 a girl,
hi I'm Peter not a saint,
hi I'm Paul not a pope,
I'm john not a baptist,
the girl said hi
I'm mary not a virgin!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Ritu on: September 26, 2008
Why is golf a wrong game? Coz u h...
251 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Why is golf a wrong game?



Coz u hold a stick n put the

ball in the hole instead of

holding the ball n putting

the stick in the hole!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 151
Submitted By: Prasant on: September 30, 2008
4 toothpaste ad they show teeth 4 hai...
250 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
4 toothpaste ad they show teeth

4 hair oil they show hair

4 face cream they show face

But 4 Whisper & Condoms  

they r not showing anything,

that's cheating.



Jaago Grahak Jaago
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 199
Submitted By: Saket on: September 17, 2008
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