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Man gets love bite from secretary reache...
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Man gets love bite from secretary reaches home worried, allows dog to jump and screams he bit my neck!!



Wife: opens bra says he bit me too!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 146
Submitted By: boere on: October 07, 2008
How women think about sex At age 8 ign...
238 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
How women think about sex
At age 8 ignore it,
Age 18 experience it,
Age 28 look 4 it,
Age 38 ask 4 it,
Age 48 beg 4 it,
Age 58 pay 4 it,
Age 68 pray 4 it,
Age 78 4get it
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 185
Submitted By: menthali on: October 08, 2008
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the...
238 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace

is the dove, what is the bird of TRUE love?



The Swallow.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 122
Submitted By: funtuzzz on: October 08, 2008
rabindranath:kalodasi kalodasi tomay ami...
238 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
rabindranath:kalodasi kalodasi tomay ami valobasi.
dasi:valobasa na baal,bara ganr marbar tal.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 95
Submitted By: kanji on: January 10, 2011
What's the definition of AIDS? An...
237 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What's the definition of AIDS?



Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 69
Submitted By: Ankit on: September 20, 2008
Similarity between Women & tea, both...
237 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Similarity between Women & tea,

both give pleasure when HOT,

both r tasteless without milk,

both r enjoyed mostly on bed.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 133
Submitted By: Admin on: October 01, 2008
According 2 Chinese Docs, a WoMaN'S Bo...
237 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
According 2 Chinese Docs,
a WoMaN'S BoDy HaS Five RooMS:
1.FACE-show room
2.BOOBS-play room
3.TUMMY-store room
4.VAGINA- men's room
5.ANUS-emergency room
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 165
Submitted By: ash(21) on: October 09, 2008
Lalu: Rabri, tum to hamara CHAND ho. ...
236 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Lalu: Rabri, tum to hamara CHAND ho.

Rabri: Naa ji hamka Chand Vaand mat kahiye,

yeh America wale roj Chand pe chadte utarte rehte hai.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 142
Submitted By: Ashish on: October 03, 2008
What's the difference between men and wo...
236 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What's the difference between men and women?



Women must play hard to get, men must get hard to play!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 107
Submitted By: Craig_s on: October 03, 2008
What's diffrence between strees,tension ...
236 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What's diffrence between strees,tension and panic?Stress is when wife is pegnant,tension is when g/f is pregnant and panic when both r pregnant.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 144
Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: February 12, 2010
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