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What's the definition of bravery? ...
297 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What's the definition of bravery?



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A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 104
Submitted By: ritz on: September 08, 2008
Condom says to Whisper: When You work...
297 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Condom says to Whisper:

When You work, My business

is in loss for four days.



Whisper Replies: If you fail

to work once, my business

stops for nine months.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 174
Submitted By: prem_98367 on: September 15, 2008
Woman: Dr. sahab mujhe thode din bachha ...
296 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Woman: Dr. sahab mujhe thode din bachha nahi chahiye.
Dr: Ye Condom le lo........
Woman: Ye pani ke sath lu ya doodh ke saath...
Dr: Kele ke saath!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 162
Submitted By: Admin on: October 19, 2007
Q: What is the definition of "burnin...
296 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: What is the definition

of "burning love"?



A: It's when at night u reach

out 4 da Vaseline gel & pick

up Vicks Vaporub by mistake.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 151
Submitted By: Rangesh on: September 06, 2008
Difference b/w panties of 1970 & 2000 :-...
295 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Difference b/w panties of 1970 & 2000 :- In the 70's you had to pull down panties to see the buttocks,In 2000, you have to seperate the buttocks to see the panties.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 164
Submitted By: fine sms on: October 20, 2007
who is stronger man or woman? Anser? A...
295 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
who is stronger man or woman?
Anser?
A woman coz she lifts two mountain on her chest while man lifts his crane with the help of 2 stones.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 139
Submitted By: Zakir on: October 20, 2007
in chemistry class teacher asked a girl:...
295 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
in chemistry class teacher asked a girl:what r Nitrates?Girl answered shyly:nights rates r high then day ..!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 108
Submitted By: boere on: October 20, 2007
what's common between the SUN & WOMEN'S ...
295 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
what's common between the SUN & WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR?
1) both are hott
2) both look better while going down
3) both disappear by night............
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 146
Submitted By: Rebecaa on: October 20, 2007
Ancient Chinese wisdom for men: Always m...
295 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ancient Chinese wisdom for men: Always marry a woman with small hands. Makes u'r cock look bigger!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 98
Submitted By: Naveen on: November 14, 2007
Santa went to school for getting the rep...
295 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa went to school for getting the report card of his son.
Santa: Madam kab dengi aap.
Teacher: Period khatam hone tak to intezzar karo
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 139
Submitted By: Prady on: November 27, 2007
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