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Women r the best Engines :
Acce... |
248 Votes, |
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Women r the best Engines :
Accepts any size of Piston,
Are self Lubricating,
Start up with a Finger,
Automatic oil change every 4 week. |
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Submitted By: manis34 on: September 29, 2008 |
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Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka
note blous... |
248 Votes, |
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Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka
note blouse se nikala hai kya?
Madam: hann par kaise laga?
Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muh
abhi bhi khula hua hai! |
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Submitted By: imran_20 on: September 29, 2008 |
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Son Saw parents having sex
he asks D... |
248 Votes, |
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Son Saw parents having sex
he asks Dad whats up?
Dad: teri maa may PETROL barh raha hun
Son: Mom ki AVERAGE CHECK karo abhi
uncle bhi TANK FULL kay kay gaye hai |
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Submitted By: Naba on: October 03, 2008 |
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U r my best as best friend!!
u r
... |
248 Votes, |
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U r my best as best friend!!
u r
CHARMING
HELPFUL
UNDERSTANDING
TALENTED
IMPRESSIVE
AMAZING
in short u r :
C.H.U.T.I.A |
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Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: October 10, 2008 |
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Why do Women put on weight
after Losti... |
247 Votes, |
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Why do Women put on weight
after Losting Virginity..?
Bcoz every Banana contains
108 Calories! |
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Submitted By: rosit on: September 17, 2008 |
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Male Prayer
As I lay her on the b... |
247 Votes, |
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Male Prayer
As I lay her on the bed,
I pray this girl give good head.
Lick my boy and fuck me right,
get my nut and say goodnight. |
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Submitted By: Vishal on: September 23, 2008 |
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What is the height of shock?
When u r ... |
247 Votes, |
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What is the height of shock?
When u r havin sex with a pregnant
woman n suddenly a hand grabs ur
dick from inside.....! |
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Submitted By: ADMIN on: September 26, 2008 |
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Nurse gave newborn baby 2 sardar
he s... |
247 Votes, |
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Nurse gave newborn baby 2 sardar
he screamd "puttar hua! puttar hua!"
Nurse shouted, "abe gadhe ladki hui hai,
meri ungli chod" |
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Submitted By: Prani on: September 27, 2008 |
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Older Version:
A smile is a curve th... |
247 Votes, |
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Older Version:
A smile is a curve that makes everything straight.
Newer Version:
Boobs are d curves that make something super straight..! |
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Submitted By: Sujoy on: September 30, 2008 |
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2
6
5
9
do inch ka hole
c... |
247 Votes, |
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2
6
5
9
do inch ka hole
che inch ka poll
panch minute ka maja
na mahine ki saja |
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Submitted By: boere on: October 01, 2008 |