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Women r the best Engines : Acce...
248 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Women r the best Engines :



Accepts any size of Piston,

Are self Lubricating,

Start up with a Finger,

Automatic oil change every 4 week.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 154
Submitted By: manis34 on: September 29, 2008
Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka note blous...
248 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka

note blouse se nikala hai kya?

Madam: hann par kaise laga?

Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muh

abhi bhi khula hua hai!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 149
Submitted By: imran_20 on: September 29, 2008
Son Saw parents having sex he asks D...
248 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Son Saw parents having sex

he asks Dad whats up?



Dad: teri maa may PETROL barh raha hun

Son: Mom ki AVERAGE CHECK karo abhi

uncle bhi TANK FULL kay kay gaye hai
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 179
Submitted By: Naba on: October 03, 2008
U r my best as best friend!! u r ...
248 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
U r my best as best friend!!

u r



CHARMING

HELPFUL

UNDERSTANDING

TALENTED

IMPRESSIVE

AMAZING



in short u r :

C.H.U.T.I.A
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: October 10, 2008
Why do Women put on weight after Losti...
247 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Why do Women put on weight
after Losting Virginity..?

Bcoz every Banana contains
108 Calories!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 102
Submitted By: rosit on: September 17, 2008
Male Prayer As I lay her on the b...
247 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Male Prayer



As I lay her on the bed,

I pray this girl give good head.

Lick my boy and fuck me right,

get my nut and say goodnight.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 149
Submitted By: Vishal on: September 23, 2008
What is the height of shock? When u r ...
247 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What is the height of shock?
When u r havin sex with a pregnant
woman n suddenly a hand grabs ur
dick from inside.....!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 125
Submitted By: ADMIN on: September 26, 2008
Nurse gave newborn baby 2 sardar he s...
247 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Nurse gave newborn baby 2 sardar

he screamd "puttar hua! puttar hua!"



Nurse shouted, "abe gadhe ladki hui hai,

meri ungli chod"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 141
Submitted By: Prani on: September 27, 2008
Older Version: A smile is a curve th...
247 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Older Version:

A smile is a curve that makes everything straight.



Newer Version:

Boobs are d curves that make something super straight..!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 152
Submitted By: Sujoy on: September 30, 2008
2 6 5 9 do inch ka hole c...
247 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
2

6

5

9

do inch ka hole

che inch ka poll

panch minute ka maja

na mahine ki saja
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 100
Submitted By: boere on: October 01, 2008
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