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If Pepsodent company manufactures co...
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If Pepsodent company manufactures

condom then its slogan will be

"raat bhar dhishum dhishum"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 99
Submitted By: Aslan on: September 21, 2008
A 90 yr old man started making love with...
299 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A 90 yr old man started making love with his 85 yr wife, he started sucking her breats and after few seconds the man expired, GUESS WHY?
Autoposy Report : death due to expired milk.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 182
Submitted By: Joy 55 on: October 20, 2007
Preeto comes nude in front of the guests...
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Preeto comes nude in front of the guests while serving the halwa.
Banta shouts: What?s this?
Preeto: Recipe book me likha tha ?Serve hot without dressing?
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: November 15, 2007
Q: Why is it good for young boys to read...
299 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: Why is it good for young boys to read Playboy & Penthouse?
A: It improves hand-eye coordination.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 100
Submitted By: admin on: November 25, 2007
Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei ...
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Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?

Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 143
Submitted By: farhans on: June 03, 2008
A little girl asked a Call Girl: Aunty y...
299 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A little girl asked a Call Girl: Aunty you have bungalow, cars, cash balance..



What is ur business!



Call Girl: Bas ek Chota sa "Hole Sale" ka business hai.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 170
Submitted By: Admin on: August 29, 2008
Girl goes 2 Dr with mom Girl-Medical...
299 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Girl goes 2 Dr with mom

Girl-Medical checkup krana hai

Dr-sare kapde utar k parde k piche let jao... Girl-mera nahi mummy ka!

Dr oh!...mataji Jeeb bahar nikaaliye.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 175
Submitted By: adi on: September 08, 2008
Husband :plz. KARNE dona Wife :nahi ...
299 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Husband :plz. KARNE dona

Wife :nahi



Husb :PAKADNE to do

Wif :nahi



Hus :DABANE to do.

Wif :nahi



Hus :sirf DIKHAO to sahi.

Wif :nahi aaj to REMOTE pakadne nahi dungi uske BUTON bhi dabane nahi dungi aur MATCH bhi dekhne nahi dungi.



Aj to sirial hi chalegi.

Aisa aap ke sath bhi hota hoga na.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 332
Submitted By: Colin88 on: September 10, 2008
Sir: guy(cow) hammari maata hai... (...
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Sir: guy(cow) hammari maata

hai... (outside school...

Bull fucking cow)



Student: sir.. sir... bahar

aapki maa chod rahe hai.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 141
Submitted By: Colin88 on: September 10, 2008
Baniya gave matrimonial ad for his d...
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Baniya gave matrimonial ad for

his daughter, working at a call centre



Wanted a suitable match for

Chandigarh's highest paid call girl.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 149
Submitted By: rozit on: September 11, 2008
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