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Q:) Why do ldy journalists have big brea... |
244 Votes, |
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Q:) Why do ldy journalists have big breast?
A:) bcoz they always say "PRESS" |
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Submitted By: Shawn on: October 01, 2008 |
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Smoking
Reduces ur life by 5 mins.
S... |
244 Votes, |
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Smoking
Reduces ur life by 5 mins.
Sex increases ur life by 10 min.
So the conclusion is that a f**king smoker never dies! |
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Submitted By: Nitesh on: October 08, 2008 |
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Sex is a sensation caused by
temptatio... |
243 Votes, |
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Sex is a sensation caused by
temptation, when a man puts his
dictation in a women?s ventilation
to satisfy his frustration. |
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Submitted By: rahul80 on: September 18, 2008 |
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It goes in dry it comes out wet.
The ... |
243 Votes, |
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It goes in dry it comes out wet.
The longer its in, the stronger it gets.
We can have it in bed just you and me... its not what you think... you dirty mind!
Its a cup of TEA! |
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Submitted By: Admin on: September 29, 2008 |
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What do a woman and an
airplane have... |
243 Votes, |
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What do a woman and an
airplane have in common?
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A: They both have a cockpit. |
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Submitted By: Kina on: September 29, 2008 |
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what is difference between bomb & condom... |
243 Votes, |
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what is difference between bomb & condom
In a bomb blast population decrease
but in a condom blast population increase.. |
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Submitted By: Sanchit on: October 04, 2008 |
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There was a young girl called Anna,
W... |
243 Votes, |
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There was a young girl called Anna,
Who was rather good with a spanner.
A boy gave her a knock,
So she grabbed his big cock,
And he now has a whole different manner! |
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Submitted By: Raghav on: October 06, 2008 |
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A man carrying 3 babies.The lady sitting... |
243 Votes, |
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A man carrying 3 babies.The lady sitting next asks,r they ur babies?The man says.No,I work in a comdom factory and these are customer complaints |
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Submitted By: Admin on: February 13, 2010 |
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ramdev bole hamesha apni se badi aurat k... |
243 Votes, |
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ramdev bole hamesha apni se badi aurat ko maa aur choti ko behan bolo.
santa: to baba mera lund aap hi rakh lo, aushdhi kutne k kaam ayega. |
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Submitted By: raju on: July 02, 2010 |
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Bus mein jagah na hone pe ladki ko ek un... |
242 Votes, |
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Bus mein jagah na hone pe ladki ko ek uncle ne godi mein bitha liya.
Thodi der bad ladki Jhatke se uthi aur boli Uncle :Ya to "Usko" bithao Ya Mujhko! |
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Submitted By: Admin on: September 26, 2008 |