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Q:) Why do ldy journalists have big brea...
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Q:) Why do ldy journalists have big breast?



A:) bcoz they always say "PRESS"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 84
Submitted By: Shawn on: October 01, 2008
Smoking Reduces ur life by 5 mins. S...
244 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Smoking

Reduces ur life by 5 mins.
Sex increases ur life by 10 min.
So the conclusion is that a f**king smoker never dies!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 127
Submitted By: Nitesh on: October 08, 2008
Sex is a sensation caused by temptatio...
243 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sex is a sensation caused by
temptation, when a man puts his
dictation in a women?s ventilation
to satisfy his frustration.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 129
Submitted By: rahul80 on: September 18, 2008
It goes in dry it comes out wet. The ...
243 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
It goes in dry it comes out wet.

The longer its in, the stronger it gets.



We can have it in bed just you and me... its not what you think... you dirty mind!  



Its a cup of TEA!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 193
Submitted By: Admin on: September 29, 2008
What do a woman and an airplane have...
243 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What do a woman and an

airplane have in common?



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A: They both have a cockpit.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 126
Submitted By: Kina on: September 29, 2008
what is difference between bomb & condom...
243 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
what is difference between bomb & condom

In a bomb blast population decrease

but in a condom blast population increase..
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 126
Submitted By: Sanchit on: October 04, 2008
There was a young girl called Anna, W...
243 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
There was a young girl called Anna,

Who was rather good with a spanner.



A boy gave her a knock,

So she grabbed his big cock,

And he now has a whole different manner!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 181
Submitted By: Raghav on: October 06, 2008
A man carrying 3 babies.The lady sitting...
243 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A man carrying 3 babies.The lady sitting next asks,r they ur babies?The man says.No,I work in a comdom factory and these are customer complaints
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 144
Submitted By: Admin on: February 13, 2010
ramdev bole hamesha apni se badi aurat k...
243 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
ramdev bole hamesha apni se badi aurat ko maa aur choti ko behan bolo.
santa: to baba mera lund aap hi rakh lo, aushdhi kutne k kaam ayega.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 140
Submitted By: raju on: July 02, 2010
Bus mein jagah na hone pe ladki ko ek un...
242 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Bus mein jagah na hone pe ladki ko ek uncle ne godi mein bitha liya.



Thodi der bad ladki Jhatke se uthi aur boli Uncle :Ya to "Usko" bithao Ya Mujhko!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 157
Submitted By: Admin on: September 26, 2008
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