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On first night, husband said 2 his wi...
278 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
On first night, husband said

2 his wife: "Look darling be4

marriage I had slept wit 10

girls" wife replied: Kundi

mili hai to gunn to milega hi.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 157
Submitted By: Ritika on: September 29, 2008
Q:) What did the penis say to da condom ...
278 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q:) What did the penis say to da condom


A:) Cover me I am going In!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 72
Submitted By: Hamed88 on: October 08, 2008
Cricketer describing a nude woman ...
278 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Cricketer describing a nude woman



There is no cover,

There is no extra cover,

There r 2 silly points,

2 fine legs & a deep gully,

With little grass on pitch!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 181
Submitted By: Arindam on: October 11, 2008
A girl goes to reapair 2 umbrella,d man ...
278 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A girl goes to reapair 2 umbrella,d man said "uparka kapra nikalna papadega,niche se danda dalna padega "girl saik kuch v karo pani ander nahi ana chahiye
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 154
Submitted By: manis34 on: January 26, 2010
Q: What did the elephant say to the nake...
277 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?



A: That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 97
Submitted By: ritz on: August 29, 2008
Six girls jumped into swimming pool ...
277 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Six girls jumped into swimming pool

and all water get dissappers..why?



Kyonki whisper saara gilapan sokh leta hain.....
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 131
Submitted By: Jame22 on: September 03, 2008
Wife Boght A New Trnsprent Bra, Wor ...
277 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wife Boght A New Trnsprent Bra,

Wor It InFront Of Husbnd.



Husbnd: Isme Tum Badi Sexy Lag Rahi Ho,

Wife: Hmm..Pata Hai! Salesman B yahi keh rah
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 157
Submitted By: Pranit on: September 10, 2008
What is pure Hindi name of Condom? ...
277 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What is pure Hindi name of Condom?



Rubber ki Chiknayi yukt Prajanan virodhak mardana Ling ki topi.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 105
Submitted By: Punit on: September 11, 2008
Boy: can i touch ur software? Girl: f...
277 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Boy: can i touch ur software?

Girl: first show me ur hardware?



Boy: should i install it in ur system?

Girl: Oky but cover it with antivirus, then install it.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 170
Submitted By: Chiggi on: September 21, 2008
hasti thi hasaati thi, rooti thi rula...
277 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
hasti thi hasaati thi,

rooti thi rula ti thi,

badme maloom pada

sala chutiya banati thi
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 97
Submitted By: Indra on: September 25, 2008
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