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Bus mein jagah na hone pe ladki ko ek un...
242 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Bus mein jagah na hone pe ladki ko ek uncle ne godi mein bitha liya.



Thodi der bad ladki Jhatke se uthi aur boli Uncle :Ya to "Usko" bithao Ya Mujhko!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 157
Submitted By: Admin on: September 26, 2008
Boy: "Mom, y m I blck & ur White? Mo...
242 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Boy: "Mom, y m I blck & ur White?

Mom: "Listn son, considrn al d

things I did at dat party yrs

ago, u shld b thankfl ur

not barking
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 144
Submitted By: Soham on: September 29, 2008
Women is the best vehicle in the world. ...
242 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Women is the best vehicle in the world.



Front - 2 bumpers!

Back - 2 bumpers!

Self lubricating when hot!

Monthly automatic engine oil change!

Every type of piston fits!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 186
Submitted By: anomym on: September 30, 2008
Do u know how parachute got its name:...
242 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Do u know how parachute got

its name: A girl jumped out

of a flight, with her skirt

up, Sardar saw her n said

kitna 'pyara chut hai'
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 144
Submitted By: admin on: October 05, 2008
What if cool drinks makers like Pepsi an...
242 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What if cool drinks makers like Pepsi and Thums-Up wee to make condoms...



Their lines would be something like this....



COCKS-UP! F**K THE THUNDER!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 160
Submitted By: Aussies on: October 06, 2008
Kabhi dost kethe the ki jaan bhi maan...
242 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Kabhi dost kethe the ki jaan

bhi maango to hazir hai, aaj

who apni biwi ko jaan kethe

hai, aur maango to inkaar

karte hai...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 137
Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: October 07, 2008
Ddo u know james bond's new film sta...
242 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ddo u know james bond's new

film starring PIERCE BROSNAN

and JAYALALITHA is

"THE BED IS NOT ENOUGH"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 111
Submitted By: Admin on: October 10, 2008
AN IN-DEPTH STUDY HAS SHOWN THAT TH...
242 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
AN IN-DEPTH STUDY HAS SHOWN

THAT  THE BIRD FLU VIRUS HITS

SMALL COCKS FIRST.



I THOUGHT I'D WARN YOU IMMEDIATELY!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 129
Submitted By: Admin on: October 11, 2008
Sardarji enterd in ladis toilet by mista...
242 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sardarji enterd in ladis toilet by mistake. 2 ladies tld him dis is only 4 ladis.Sardarji opened his zip & by showing his projection he replied dis is also only 4 ladis.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 169
Submitted By: Ritu on: January 03, 2010
Hot news Female Viagra is out, and can m...
241 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Hot news Female Viagra is out, and can make almost any women go crazy!



Do you know what it is?



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Jewelery
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 173
Submitted By: anirban on: September 20, 2008
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