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Wife n Mobile: Dono hi dusro ke achch...
246 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wife n Mobile:

Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.

Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.

Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 133
Submitted By: Admin on: October 01, 2008
A kid asks the priest Father, What i...
246 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A kid asks the priest

Father, What is ur pastime?

The priest taps the kids

shoulder and replies,

Nun my child nun
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 126
Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: October 05, 2008
How can i spell CH_TIA without U or G...
246 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
How can i spell CH_TIA without U

or GAND_ or st_pid or K_TTE??

see how important r u dear!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 97
Submitted By: Mainak on: October 05, 2008
4 WAYS FOR A HAPPY MARRIAGE. 1 ma...
246 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
4 WAYS FOR A HAPPY MARRIAGE.



1 make sure that she's rich.

2 make sure she cooks.

3 make sure she fucks.

4 make sure these 3 women NEVER meet!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 157
Submitted By: prem_98367 on: October 08, 2008
chumban chumban tapak chumban hasthm bob...
246 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
chumban chumban tapak chumban hasthm bobe bhre bhre chori jangam ghusad landam sarvam paapm hare hare
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 101
Submitted By: Taseer on: August 27, 2010
JAANI ... Jin ke GHAR SHISHE Ke Hote ...
245 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
JAANI ... Jin ke GHAR

SHISHE Ke Hote Hai...



WOH...

WOH...

WOH...

WOH...

WOH...

WOH...

WOH...



SIRF RAT KO HI POTTY

KARTE HAI...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 164
Submitted By: Don 07 on: September 16, 2008
Hi sexy, come in taxi & let me open ...
245 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Hi sexy, come in taxi &

let me open your maxi.



So thats how my rocket

enters in ur galaxy.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 105
Submitted By: anomym on: September 19, 2008
Why does a bride smile when she walk...
245 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Why does a bride smile when

she walks up the aisle?



She knows she's given her

last blow job.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 107
Submitted By: Jony 21 on: September 21, 2008
Shukar hai ki aapke hath aasmaan tak nah...
245 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Shukar hai ki aapke hath aasmaan tak nahi pahunch paate...



Varna sitare kya chij hai aap to pariyo ki gand mein bhi ungali dal aate.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 139
Submitted By: Paggi on: September 21, 2008
A bra manufacturer named his new produ...
245 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A bra manufacturer named his
new product as "embargo". When
asked why does it mean if you
reverse it means "o grab me"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 124
Submitted By: Siddhart on: September 21, 2008
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