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| To avoid condom related accident
use 2... |
| 235 Votes, |
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To avoid condom related accident
use 2 condom with chilly powder
in between them if outer breaks
she will know and if inner one
breaks he will know!! |
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| Submitted By: SMSr on: September 26, 2008 |
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| Judge: Y do u want divorce?
He: S... |
| 235 Votes, |
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Judge: Y do u want divorce?
He: She doesn't satisfy me in bed
She: The whole colony is happy, only this idiot has a problem! |
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| Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: September 28, 2008 |
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| Secy. saw her boss' pant's zip open,
s... |
| 235 Votes, |
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Secy. saw her boss' pant's zip open,
she tell him, "Sir ur garage door is open."
Boss: Did u c my FERRARI?
Secy: I saw a small scooter with
2 punctured wheels. |
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| Submitted By: Rohit on: September 29, 2008 |
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| Boy Pulls His Nicker & Asks girl
"Do u... |
| 235 Votes, |
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Boy Pulls His Nicker & Asks girl
"Do u Have this? "Girl Lifts
her Skirt & Says" My Mom Says
If u Have This u Can Get Plenty
Of those! |
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| Submitted By: Raghav on: October 01, 2008 |
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| Filmi names of penis.
1-2 ankur
... |
| 235 Votes, |
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Filmi names of penis.
1-2 ankur
3-5 masoom
6-8 parwarish
9-15 pariwartan
16-20 pyaasa
21-35 shikari
36-50 kabhi kabhi
51-60 kamchor
61-75 yaaden |
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| Submitted By: Arindam on: October 02, 2008 |
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| A bachelor gives an AD in a matrimonial.... |
| 235 Votes, |
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A bachelor gives an AD in a matrimonial.
"Wanted - Girl Age no bar,
looks no bar,
Money no bar,
But SEX Baar-baar,
Hazaar bar...........
Lagataar...........! |
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| Submitted By: farhans on: October 08, 2008 |
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| Prove : AB/AG+2MP+4WD+9MC = ABC
.
. ... |
| 235 Votes, |
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Prove : AB/AG+2MP+4WD+9MC = ABC
.
.
.
.
A boy upon a girl +
2 mins pressure +
4 white drops +
9 months course =
A Beautiful Child. |
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| Submitted By: Prasant on: October 10, 2008 |
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| "Great, just what I need,"
she moaned ... |
| 234 Votes, |
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"Great, just what I need,"
she moaned as he brought
home a new microwave oven.
"One more thing that heats
up instantly and goes off
in twenty seconds." |
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| Submitted By: Arindam on: September 26, 2008 |
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| Yeh waqt nahin hai rone ka,
Yeh waqt... |
| 234 Votes, |
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Yeh waqt nahin hai rone ka,
Yeh waqt hai baccha hone ka.
Uss waqt kyon nahin royee thi,
Jab chipak ke soyee thi
Ab jo kiya hai woh bharo,
Tab to kehti thi aur karo, aur karo... |
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| Submitted By: Sujoy on: October 02, 2008 |
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| Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss... |
| 234 Votes, |
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| Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I only slept with you, because I was pissed! |
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| Submitted By: Arindam on: October 03, 2008 |
