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333 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
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--I SEE U BABY--

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SHAKIN DAT ASS!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 154
Submitted By: SMS Guru on: September 03, 2007
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illne...
333 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necological problem HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 130
Submitted By: fukhtu on: September 06, 2007
Two ladies Bathing and the other asked h...
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Two ladies Bathing and the other asked her friend why she had no private hair.Replied 'have you ever seen grass on a busy road'.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 128
Submitted By: Salam on: September 08, 2007
women goes to repairing shop and say.: B...
332 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
women goes to repairing shop and say.: BHAI YEH UMBRELLA THEEK KARWANI HAI, He says.: AAP KA OPPER KA KUPRA TARA PARE GA OUR NICHEY DANDA DALNA PARE GA. She says.: BHAI JO MARZI KARO BUS PANI ANDAR NAHI JANA CHAHYE.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 215
Submitted By: Admin on: September 07, 2007
sex karo daily agar larki milay akali , ...
332 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
sex karo daily agar larki milay akali , larki na milay to pakro us ki sahali , na milay sahali to zinda bad hathaleeeeeee
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 121
Submitted By: Lion on: September 08, 2007
friends talking about AIDS Friend: Kabh...
332 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
friends talking about AIDS
Friend: Kabhi condom ke bina nahin karta. Santa: Ungli mein bhi condom pehnta hoon.
Banta: Main to bilku risk nahin leta, padosi se karwata hoon.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 174
Submitted By: (22raxt) on: November 07, 2007
Ek Sardar ko bus mein ek mahila gali de ...
331 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ek Sardar ko bus mein ek mahila gali de rahi thi. to kuch logon ne pucha ki sardar ji woh mahila aapko kyon gali de rahi thi. sardar ji bole kuch nahi yaar bus mein mera photo kahin gir gaya tha. to maine us mahila se bola madam ji thoda sa sari uthaiye to photo lena hain.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 273
Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 07, 2007
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, M...
330 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with MEN!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 132
Submitted By: Rishi on: September 04, 2007
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks...
328 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A baby dog asks mama dog: How papa looks like. Mama dog said: "Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 142
Submitted By: Rishi on: September 04, 2007
Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine da...
328 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Make luv to ur galfriend on Valentine day. She'll give u gud news on Mothers` day n u'll hv a child on children`s day. Don't try this on everybody. U'll hv bad news on Dec 1 (AIDS day)
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 184
Submitted By: Admin on: September 04, 2007
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