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An award winning ad by Durex Condoms ...
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An award winning ad by Durex Condoms

To all those who use our competitors

products......... HAPPY FATHERS DAY
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 117
Submitted By: Kina on: August 31, 2008
Similarity between moov cream and dick, ...
283 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Similarity between moov cream and dick,



andar tak jaye,

garmahat laye,

aaram dilaye,

aaahhh se,

aaahhhhhhh tak!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 130
Submitted By: (22raxt) on: August 31, 2008
3 women in Gym A man runs Naked c...
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3 women in Gym



A man runs Naked covering his face, looking between his LEGS



I women: He is not my husband



II woman: He is definitely not ur husband



III woman: He is not even a member of the GYM!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 225
Submitted By: Prasant on: September 06, 2008
Economics Prof Now tell me what is t...
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Economics Prof

Now tell me what  is the similarity between a Bank and a  Bra?


Student: Well, the more in it,  better the interest you get.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 146
Submitted By: Derek on: September 09, 2008
Prostitute left her profession and ...
283 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Prostitute left her profession  

and goes 2 a school 4 a job,



Principal: Can U teach zoology/biology/or physiology.

Prostitute: No, only DALOGY & NIKALOGY
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 169
Submitted By: Ritika on: September 13, 2008
Q: Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINA. ...
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Q: Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINA.



A: VAGINA cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA... So respect the seniors!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 127
Submitted By: sms fan on: September 18, 2008
If a black man has sex with a white girl...
283 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
If a black man has sex with a white girl using

a pink condom what color the child will be ?



.



.



.





A: Still thinking! Arrey he's using a condom.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 180
Submitted By: Don 07 on: September 19, 2008
New Budget laid for B**bs: 40-42: Bur...
283 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
New Budget laid for B**bs:

40-42: Burden tax

38-40: Wealth Tax

34-36: Entertainment tax

32-34: Excitement Tax

26-30: Development Tax
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 147
Submitted By: Admin on: September 23, 2008
Ladki ki T-Shirt per bani Billi ko ladka...
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Ladki ki T-Shirt per bani Billi ko ladka ghoorney laga



Ladki: Kabhi Billi nahi dekhi kya?



Ladka: Dekha hai par Doodh ki rakhwali karte paheli baar dekh raha hoon.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 176
Submitted By: anirban on: September 26, 2008
Sardar asks CALL GIRL. How much? She ...
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Sardar asks CALL GIRL. How much?

She says 50 on bed,

20 on sofa, 10 on grass.

Sardar gives her 50.

She says wow, on bed?

Sardar, no 5 times on grass!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 166
Submitted By: niks_B on: October 11, 2008
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