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NEWS: A Call Center Boy was raped by a G...
311 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
NEWS: A Call Center Boy was raped by a Gal.



D Police questioned her.



She said: Hero Honda PLEASURE !!

Y Should Boys Have All the Fun?
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 153
Submitted By: Jame22 on: August 30, 2008
A girl looks at a mans tatoo: NIKE on hi...
310 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A girl looks at a mans tatoo: NIKE on his arms, REEBOK on his legs, she screamed when she saw AIDS on his ====. "Relax" he said, if it erects, it reads ADIDAS.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 159
Submitted By: rahul80 on: September 07, 2007
Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi. Ek l...
310 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Girls Hostel ki light chali gayi.
Ek ladki ne electric office me phone karke kaha:
Light chali gayi hai, aadmi bhejo.
Replied "Aadmi nahi hai, mombatti se kaam chala lo."
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 176
Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: October 19, 2007
Dracula dies n goes to heaven God aske...
310 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Dracula dies n goes to heaven
God asked 'wht do u want to be?'
He repiled a thing which sucks
blood n has wings God made him
Wishper Ultra with Large Wings
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 163
Submitted By: Kelly on: September 06, 2008
Sex - Symbol of Love PENIS - Len...
310 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sex - Symbol of Love



PENIS - Length of Love

PUSSY - Depth of Love..

BOOBS - Shape of Love...

BUTTS - Base of Love...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 136
Submitted By: Joe on: September 13, 2008
I'm a bit shy...I'd like to have sex wit...
309 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
I'm a bit shy...I'd like to have sex with you, you do not have to say yes, just smile to me!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 92
Submitted By: Admin on: September 09, 2007
Wat is d tragedy of hindi film sholay? ...
309 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wat is d tragedy of hindi film sholay?



Ek to thakur ki biwi nahi thi upar se gabbar ne uske haath bhi kaat diye!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 120
Submitted By: Punit on: September 06, 2008
A policeman arrested a prostitute in the...
308 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A policeman arrested a prostitute in the Hospital area and asked for her profession.
Prostitute: " I'm a social engineer'
Policeman; "What do you do?"
Prostitute; "I build and destroy erections!"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 201
Submitted By: Sms frk on: September 08, 2007
A General asks a young lady officer, how...
308 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A General asks a young lady officer, how she felt in Services?
Lady: Very fine, whole day passes in saying Yes Sir, Yes Sir & the whole night in No Sir, No Sir!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 161
Submitted By: Lion on: November 05, 2007
Wife 2 naked husband: Why r u walking ar...
307 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wife 2 naked husband: Why r u walking around, the neighbours can see ur thing?
Husband: So what?
Wife: They'll think I married u for MONEY!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 141
Submitted By: Rangesh on: November 21, 2007
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