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| LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D
SOFT PIN... |
| 257 Votes, |
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LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D
SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT
THRUSTS IN&OUT, UP& DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME
LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH |
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| Submitted By: Sujoy on: September 21, 2008 |
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| Wat is d difference between
a person ... |
| 257 Votes, |
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Wat is d difference between
a person who is comitting
suicide and a Virgin?
One is trying to die....
the other is dying to try! |
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| Submitted By: A.A on: September 22, 2008 |
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| Garibi se tang akar pati bola lagta hai ... |
| 257 Votes, |
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Garibi se tang akar pati bola lagta hai ab dono hath failane padenge.
Is par patni boli jaldi karo nhi to mujhko dono tange failani padengi! |
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| Submitted By: Ganu on: September 22, 2008 |
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| Ding-dong open your frock,
I have a k... |
| 257 Votes, |
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Ding-dong open your frock,
I have a key,
You have a lock!! |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 25, 2008 |
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| When MTNL introduced push
button tel... |
| 256 Votes, |
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When MTNL introduced push
button telephone in place
of old dial phone,
their ad campaign was
'BAHUT GHOOMAYA, AB DABAA' |
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| Submitted By: imran_20 on: September 16, 2008 |
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| Sardar: Will u marry me?
Girl: Sorry ... |
| 256 Votes, |
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Sardar: Will u marry me?
Girl: Sorry im a lesbian
Sardar: wats a lesbian?
Girl: I like to have sex with girls.
Sardar: Wow im also a lesbian! |
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| Submitted By: Zakir on: September 21, 2008 |
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| Nowdays 80% of women are against marriag... |
| 256 Votes, |
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| Nowdays 80% of women are against marriage as they have wisend to the fact that for 200 grams of sausage i'ts not worth buying the entire pig!. |
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| Submitted By: Ashish on: September 28, 2008 |
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| Laila ko karana ho IMPRESS
to majanu... |
| 256 Votes, |
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Laila ko karana ho IMPRESS
to majanu ne khai MINTOFRESH,
jab majnuko karana ho IMPRESS to
laila ko utarna hoga pura DRESS
bole to ekdam FRESH!! |
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| Submitted By: boere on: September 30, 2008 |
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| A prostitute's nursery rhyme:
One two... |
| 256 Votes, |
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A prostitute's nursery rhyme:
One two lets screw,
Three four I'm a whore,
Five six suck the dick,
Seven eight ejaculate,
Nine ten fuck me again. |
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| Submitted By: Punit on: October 06, 2008 |
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| Interviewer: Explain the digestive syste... |
| 255 Votes, |
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Interviewer: Explain the digestive system in one sentence.
Interviewee: Its a prosses tat starts wid right hand & ends wid a left hand..! |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: September 01, 2008 |
