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| Q: What is the similirity
between SE... |
| 293 Votes, |
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Q: What is the similirity
between SEX and SHOPPING?
A: MAN can not hold both
for more than 5 minutes. |
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| Submitted By: fine sms on: September 15, 2008 |
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| What's the diff between a Lollipop and a... |
| 292 Votes, |
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What's the diff between a Lollipop and a Penis ?
The Lollipop gets smaller with each lick and PENIS gets bigger with each lick. |
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| Submitted By: Prady on: November 18, 2007 |
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| Santa: During sex both of us njoyed, the... |
| 292 Votes, |
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Santa: During sex both of us njoyed, then y should I pay?
Prostitute: For us it's Incoming, so its free. For men it's Outgoing, so u have to. |
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| Submitted By: Kina on: November 22, 2007 |
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| Want to see URANUS planet without a tele... |
| 292 Votes, |
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Want to see URANUS planet without a telescope ?
Ok, bend ur waist by 90 degrees, then bend ur knees 45 degrees. Hold a mirror between ur legs, now u can see UR-ANUS! |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: November 23, 2007 |
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| Accident takes a minute but sufferings l... |
| 292 Votes, |
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| Accident takes a minute but sufferings last a lifetime. Plz wear Condom & Helmet on ur appropriate heads during Respective Driving. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: November 25, 2007 |
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| A woman had triplets, she named them Mat... |
| 292 Votes, |
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A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her
right tit...
Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat |
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| Submitted By: ritz on: November 25, 2007 |
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| Santa raping a gal in car. A cop came & ... |
| 292 Votes, |
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Santa raping a gal in car. A cop came & said: What r u doing?
Santa: I'm raping her.
Cop: Ok, I'm next.
Santa: Fine, but I have never raped a cop before. |
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| Submitted By: farhans on: November 29, 2007 |
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| When you dont know whether
to love o... |
| 292 Votes, |
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When you dont know whether
to love or hate,
when you are in
a confused state,
dont feel & dont debate,
just sit alone &....
MASTURBATE...! |
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| Submitted By: Sibu on: August 24, 2008 |
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| why is sex to wife similar to restaurant... |
| 292 Votes, |
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why is sex to wife similar to restaurant
Some times good service
some times bad service
Some times no service
Some times Self service |
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| Submitted By: admin on: August 25, 2008 |
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| Beauty is 2 c & 2 touch,
Flowers r 2... |
| 292 Votes, |
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Beauty is 2 c & 2 touch,
Flowers r 2 smell & 2 pluck,
Nipples r 2 play & 2 suck,
Women r 2 luv & 2 *uck,
All these r free but
all depends on LUCK! |
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| Submitted By: adi on: September 05, 2008 |
