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Boy: chand taaron ko bhi need aa rahi...
268 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Boy: chand taaron ko bhi

need aa rahi hai, Teri maa

ki chut tu ab aa rahi hai.



Girl: mma ki chut ka na de

vasta, kholti hoon chaddi

kar le nashta...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 167
Submitted By: Rishi on: September 14, 2008
What indicates the color of panty? ...
268 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What indicates the color of panty?



Black: Sexy

Blue:  Charming

Red:   Danger

White: Not tonight

Brown: Never Washed
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 134
Submitted By: Joy 55 on: September 15, 2008
Ankhon Mein Wahi Jaam Liye Hothon Pe ...
268 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ankhon Mein Wahi Jaam Liye

Hothon Pe Wahi MusKaan Liye

Kaha Ja Rahi Ho JaneMan

Seene Pe Dairy Farm Liye!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 113
Submitted By: Cris12 on: September 22, 2008
1 boy to a dark girl Kitne kali ho. ...
268 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
1 boy to a dark girl Kitne

kali ho. The girl replies isme

tere baap ka kya jata hai.



Boy-agar mere baap ka

gaya hota to gori HOTI.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 147
Submitted By: Admin on: September 22, 2008
Baa Baa black dick have you any sper...
267 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Baa Baa black dick

have you any sperm?



Yes mam, yes mam two balls full,

None for my gal frnd n none for

my ex but all for the horny girl

reading this text !!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 179
Submitted By: Siddhart on: August 21, 2008
Sex During pregnancy 1st three mon...
267 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sex During pregnancy


1st three months fuck normal style,

Next 3 months fuck dog style,

Last 3 months do it wolf style,

sit outside the pussy and howl.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 165
Submitted By: Rishi on: September 09, 2008
Two girls are having shower together ...
267 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Two girls are having shower together

first one ask hey sweety ur pussy

is so clean how?



second one repls stupid have u

ever seen grass on busy road.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 167
Submitted By: rozit on: September 14, 2008
Luv ur luv in such a way tht she find...
267 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Luv ur luv in such a way

tht she finds no bettr place

than ur heart 2 stay

But if she stil manages

2 get away

Srry Dude,

its time 2 turn G*Y!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 161
Submitted By: sms techie on: September 16, 2008
Q:) What is the definition of suspicion?...
267 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q:) What is the definition of suspicion?


A:) A nun doing pushups in a cucumber field.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 91
Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: September 28, 2008
Q: Why men walk more and women talk ...
267 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: Why men walk more

and women talk more?



A: Coz men have three legs

and women have four lips!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 109
Submitted By: Natasha on: September 30, 2008
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