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DOST TERI DOSTI ITNI PYARI ISLIYE SAB...
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DOST TERI DOSTI ITNI PYARI

ISLIYE SABANE TERI GAND MARI

CHAL AB KHOL MERI BARI....
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 88
Submitted By: Vishal on: September 08, 2008
3 gujrati women went to chaat shop. ...
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3 gujrati women went to chaat shop.



Ist woman: manne chat.

2ND woman: manne ragdo(tikki).

3RD woman: manne pehle chat phir ragdo!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 143
Submitted By: Admin on: September 12, 2008
Why does it take 100 million sperm t...
284 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Why does it take 100 million

sperm to fertilize one egg?



Ask the salesman who opens up

100 million packets of shoes

before a woman actually buys one!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 168
Submitted By: Sujoy on: September 13, 2008
Why do men get circumcised? * ...
284 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Why do men get circumcised?



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Because women will GRAB anything with 20% off!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 109
Submitted By: sms techie on: September 16, 2008
Women's tennis is more complicated to wa...
284 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Women's tennis is more complicated to watch

Coz in every shot three balls bounce & u r

in a confusion which balls to watch...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 133
Submitted By: admin on: October 10, 2008
Sex karo daily jab girlfriends ho akeli....
284 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sex karo daily jab girlfriends ho akeli.Na mili girlfriend to to pakro uski saheli.Na mili uski saheli to jindabad hateli,Likin sex karo daily.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 143
Submitted By: Admin on: January 23, 2010
Banta: Ek white colour ka condom dena. ...
283 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Banta: Ek white colour ka condom dena.
Shopkeeper: White hi kyun?
Banta: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai, afsos karne jaana hai.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 132
Submitted By: Ashish on: November 16, 2007
2 bikers wer talking @ a bar. 'Hows m...
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2 bikers wer talking @ a bar.

'Hows married life? asks d 1st.

'It's fine,' says d 2nd.

'Hows d s*x?' asks d 1st.

'Fine,' says d second,

'Atleast I dont have 2 wait in line!'
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 189
Submitted By: Ritu on: August 26, 2008
Sardarni: Kal chor aya aur mere sath ...
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Sardarni: Kal chor aya aur

mere sath sex karke chala

gaya. Sardar: Tumne use

roka nahi? Sardarni: Bahot

kaha rukne ke liye, bola kal

phir aaunga.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 160
Submitted By: Chiggi on: August 28, 2008
What if MALIKA SHERAWAT plats the ro...
283 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What if MALIKA SHERAWAT

plats the role of draupadi

in mahabharat?



Duryodhan wld say, "pehle

isko kapde to pehnao...

tabhi to vastr haran karunga!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 166
Submitted By: fukhtu on: August 30, 2008
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