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Military Etiquettes of Penis:- 1)...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Military Etiquettes of Penis:-



1)It Salutes d deservin ppl.

2)It Conquers d Virgin Land

3)It Marches thru thivk Jungles

4)Fights till last breath!!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 164
Submitted By: Sibu on: September 22, 2008
Ek bus mein BOYS aur GIRLS antakshari kh...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Ek bus mein BOYS aur GIRLS antakshari khel rahe the



GIRLS ne kaha "hum tumhe haraa k dikhayenge"...



BOYS bole.... "hum haar gaye ab dikhao"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 153
Submitted By: Laila on: September 25, 2008
DIWALI ka yeh pyara tyohar, Jeewan Mw la...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
DIWALI ka yeh pyara tyohar, Jeewan Mw laye khusiya Apaa; Laxmiji Viraje Aapke dwar,Subh kamnahamari kare sweekar, Happy Diwali
Category: Dirty SMS, Hindi - Urdu SMS Characters: 126
Submitted By: AdminO on: February 04, 2010
A woman who arouses a man and leaves is ...
284 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A woman who arouses a man and leaves is called a cockteaser. What is a man who does the same called?
Ans: Moisturiser.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 119
Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: November 21, 2007
AIDS awareness slogan: Either use First ...
284 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
AIDS awareness slogan: Either use First Hand or Just Hand.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 58
Submitted By: Rangesh on: November 23, 2007
Pehle KISS karo, phir PALANG per leta d...
284 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
.
.
.
.
Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 150
Submitted By: imran_20 on: May 21, 2008
What is common between Moov cream and a ...
284 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What is common between Moov cream and a penis?

Dono gehraai tak jaaye, garmahat laaye, aaram dilaaye.
"Aahhh se A-haaaa tak"..
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 130
Submitted By: Sontu on: August 22, 2008
Q: What's d difference between a gen...
284 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: What's d difference between a

genealogist & a gynecologist?



One looks up the family tree &

the other looks up the family bush
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 143
Submitted By: Rony55 on: August 30, 2008
Chote Pappu ki ummar per kush gane pesh ...
284 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Chote Pappu ki ummar per kush gane pesh hai



5 se 15 : papa kehte hain bada nam karega



16 se 26 : dhoom macha de dhoom



27 se 40 : kabhi khushhi kabhi gham



41 se 55 : kal ho na ho



56 ke baad : pappu can't dance saaaalaaaa... dichik dichik
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 271
Submitted By: A.A on: August 31, 2008
..... Tarzan swings, Tarzan falls, J...
284 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
..... Tarzan swings, Tarzan

falls, Jane saves him by

grabbing his balls....



Now u know why Tarzan

yells .............

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 162
Submitted By: Kina on: September 07, 2008
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