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| son 2 dad does a heart have legs?
dad ... |
| 281 Votes, |
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son 2 dad does a heart have legs?
dad NO, son don't lie I heard u say,
sweet heart spread ur legs. |
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| Submitted By: Kina on: August 23, 2008 |
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| Santa and Banta were watching bungee jum... |
| 281 Votes, |
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Santa and Banta were watching bungee jumping.
Santa: Wanna try it?
Banta: No way. I was born coz
of broken rubber & I don't
wanna die because of it. |
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| Submitted By: Naveen on: August 25, 2008 |
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| If a married women is called "Polo.. The... |
| 281 Votes, |
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If a married women is called "Polo.. The mint with a Hole"
Whats an un-married women called?
"Center Fresh" |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: August 30, 2008 |
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| Raped by an elephant, man goes to doctor... |
| 281 Votes, |
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Raped by an elephant, man goes to doctor.
Dr: Funny, ur ass is 10" wide but an elephant cock is only 3" Wide.
Man: Yes but that bastard fingered. |
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| Submitted By: funtuzzz on: September 01, 2008 |
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| Independence day annoncement
by mali... |
| 281 Votes, |
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Independence day annoncement
by malika shehrawat.
Kar chale juda vastro
ko tan se saathiyo,
ab tumhare hawale
ye badan saatiyo. |
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| Submitted By: Abinash on: September 12, 2008 |
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| Lady 2 Dentist: Its easy to be pregnant,... |
| 280 Votes, |
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Lady 2 Dentist: Its easy to be pregnant, than to get a tooth removed.
Dentist: Madam plz decide quickly, so that i can set the chair accordingly. |
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| Submitted By: Saket on: November 14, 2007 |
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| Wife good as Tea
Both must be ho... |
| 280 Votes, |
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Wife good as Tea
Both must be hot
Both must water me
Both must be delicious
Both must be Sweet
Both must be milky
Both must be ready in a couple minutes
Both must not let me sleep the night |
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| Submitted By: Ashish on: August 21, 2008 |
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| A man was pressing lady's boobs in a cro... |
| 280 Votes, |
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A man was pressing lady's boobs in a crowded bus.
Lady, "Excuse me... Yeh aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!"
Man, "Itni bheed mein is se achha ho hi nahi sakta" |
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| Submitted By: Prani on: August 25, 2008 |
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| World health organization
reports that... |
| 280 Votes, |
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World health organization
reports that most medicines
have side effect.
But viagra has front effect! |
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| Submitted By: Prani on: August 26, 2008 |
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| If u have two balls between
ur legs ... |
| 280 Votes, |
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If u have two balls between
ur legs it means u r man.
If u have have four, it does
not means that u r superman,
iska matlab aapki koi gand
mar raha hai. |
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| Submitted By: Naveen on: August 27, 2008 |
