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| Taxi driver: Mam you the 3rd pregnant
... |
| 247 Votes, |
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Taxi driver: Mam you the 3rd pregnant
lady whom I'm dropping to airport today.
Lady: But I'm not pregnant.
Driver: But we've not reached airport yet! |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: October 02, 2008 |
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| Difference btween power & Stamina?
P... |
| 247 Votes, |
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Difference btween power & Stamina?
Power is whena man can hang
wet towel over erect penis
Stamina is 2 keep it erect
till the towel dries! |
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| Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: October 05, 2008 |
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| Sardarni: 3 chor aye aur mera
jordar... |
| 247 Votes, |
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Sardarni: 3 chor aye aur mera
jordar RAPE karake chale gaye.
Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: bahut bola rukane ko
magar bole ab aur takath nahi. |
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| Submitted By: Rohit on: October 05, 2008 |
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| An old man stared @ a guy wid red,green ... |
| 246 Votes, |
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An old man stared @ a guy wid red,green
n blue hair.
Guy asked:Wat oldie,nevr done
nythng wild?
Oldie: F*cked a peacock once..
Wonderin if ur my son!! |
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| Submitted By: imran_20 on: September 17, 2008 |
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| The Bible teaches to love your neighbour... |
| 246 Votes, |
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The Bible teaches to love your neighbour,
and Kama-Sutra explains how! |
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| Submitted By: Sibu on: September 19, 2008 |
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| Women's life is very hard.
Moring-wa... |
| 246 Votes, |
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Women's life is very hard.
Moring-wash clothes.
Noon-Dry clothes.
Evening-Iron clothes
Night-Remove clothes
Late Midnight Searching clothes. |
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| Submitted By: Kushal on: September 21, 2008 |
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| A rough day: Santa Singh
woke up, wor... |
| 246 Votes, |
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A rough day: Santa Singh
woke up, wore shirt,
button fell off,
picked up briefcase,
handle came off, pulls
door, knob comes off,
Now he's scared to pee!! |
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| Submitted By: funtuzzz on: September 22, 2008 |
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| Wedding text message
* Treat the ... |
| 246 Votes, |
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Wedding text message
* Treat the Bride like a new car, go easy for the first 500
* Hope your honeymoon is like a train ride through the Khyber Pass, One long hard route |
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| Submitted By: Monica on: September 24, 2008 |
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| Wife n Mobile:
Dono hi dusro ke achch... |
| 246 Votes, |
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Wife n Mobile:
Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.
Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.
Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: October 01, 2008 |
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| Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
dil d... |
| 246 Votes, |
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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gaherai me,
hamein mat dhoondo duniya ke bhich me
hum milenge tumhari girlfriend ki rajai me.. |
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| Submitted By: Amarendra on: October 01, 2008 |
