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What is the definition of a Lesbian? ...
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What is the definition of a Lesbian?



Yet another Damm Woman trying to do a Man's job!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 92
Submitted By: Varun on: September 03, 2008
ONCE A NUN GOES FOR A URINE EXAMINATION ...
275 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
ONCE A NUN GOES FOR A URINE EXAMINATION AND THE SAMPLES GET MIXED UP.

The report indicates she is pregnant. WHEN SHE GETS THE REPORT, SHE EXCLAIMS, "OH JESUS!! NOW WE CAN NOT EVEN RELY ON CANDLES"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 200
Submitted By: Don 07 on: September 09, 2008
This is a moderb era, no one has time...
275 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
This is a moderb era, no one

has time. Girls put the mobile

in pussy in vibrator mode,

Ask boyfriends to ring...

This is called E-Fuck
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 146
Submitted By: Aslan on: September 09, 2008
A man stands nude in front of a mirro...
275 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A man stands nude in front

of a mirror n examins

himself n says: 2 inches more

& I'll be a king.



His wife sitting behind says:

2 inches less & you'll be

a queen.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 187
Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 11, 2008
Teacher: What do u call a man that d...
275 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Teacher: What do u call a man

that doesn't use contraceptives?



Littel Jonhy: Daddy
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 93
Submitted By: sfreak on: September 12, 2008
i have hair on my base i am six inche...
275 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
i have hair on my base

i am six inches long

when i go inside &

outside white foam comes.

Guss who am i ??



U dirty mind i am TOOTH BRUSH
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Kushal on: September 22, 2008
Girls hostel me phone aaya-- seema hai k...
275 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Girls hostel me phone aaya-- seema hai kya?



Warden ke pucha aage kya lagati hai?



jawab aaya- ab pata nahi do mahine pahele STAYFREE lagati thi!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 159
Submitted By: Aslan on: September 24, 2008
Boss to a lady during interview for the ...
274 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Boss to a lady during interview for the post of secretary: What's the diff between Paperclip & Screw?
Lady: I don't know, I have never been paperclipped.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 154
Submitted By: (22raxt) on: December 02, 2007
Gone r the days when booze was booze...
274 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Gone r the days when booze

was booze, choot was choot,

boss was boss & king was king.



Now choot is king, booze is

boss & the boss is a choot.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 161
Submitted By: Hamed88 on: August 22, 2008
Two girls returning from movie 1s...
274 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Two girls returning from movie



1st: mere rupaye chori ho gaye!

2nd: tu to blouse mein rakhti thi phir kaise?

1st: muje kya pata saala chori kar raha hai.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 166
Submitted By: Sms frk on: August 23, 2008
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