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| A cat tries to get a sausage out of a ri... |
| 754 Votes, |
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| A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river, but gets its paws wet, then it see a bigger one but falls in! MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy! |
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| Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: September 01, 2007 |
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| Jale hue TOST aur PREGANANT Girl friend ... |
| 680 Votes, |
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| Jale hue TOST aur PREGANANT Girl friend mein kya similarity hai? Donoko dekh kar AFSOS hota hai ki kaash ek minute PAHELE NIKAL LIYA HOTA... |
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| Submitted By: Suri on: January 02, 2010 |
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| Fizaon Ke Badalne Ka Intezar Na Kar,
... |
| 646 Votes, |
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Fizaon Ke Badalne Ka Intezar Na Kar,
Aandhiyon Ke Rukne Ka Intezaar Na Kar,
Channel Badal Aur FTV Laga Le Bachcha,
ESPN Par Sania Ke Jhukne Ka Intezar Na Kar |
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| Submitted By: rxit on: October 12, 2008 |
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| Q: Does p*nis deserve overtime & hazard ... |
| 595 Votes, |
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Q: Does p*nis deserve overtime & hazard pay?
A: Yes!Coz it works in deep,damp,hot tunnels,often head down & mostly in night shifts! |
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| Submitted By: Cris12 on: October 12, 2008 |
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| TEACHER:- Osama has 5 wifes & 20 childre... |
| 576 Votes, |
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TEACHER:- Osama has 5 wifes & 20 children.
Lalu has 1 wife & 9 children.
Who is better?
Student:- Osama's score is GOOD! But, Lalu's Strike rate is better. |
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| Submitted By: Santimoy Jana on: October 25, 2008 |
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| Old saying:
Early to bed and early t... |
| 515 Votes, |
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Old saying:
Early to bed and early to rise,
makes a man healthy and wise.
New saying:
Early to bed and early to rise,
makes your women go to other guys... |
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| Submitted By: Shawn on: October 12, 2008 |
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| Lady1: How come your husband is always h... |
| 493 Votes, |
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Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time?
Lady2: I have made a simple rule. SEX will be at 9PM, whether you are here or not. |
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| Submitted By: Preity on: September 01, 2007 |
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| On a wedding nght a nervous Husband
t... |
| 447 Votes, |
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On a wedding nght a nervous Husband
tells his Wife
'Im just 5 Ft 6 inches!
& ur..?'
Wife: 'Forget the 5ft.Lets
Concentrate on d 6 inches!' |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: October 12, 2008 |
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| Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupe... |
| 445 Votes, |
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Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din't wear any of them. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Press down.
down more
de... |
| 442 Votes, |
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Press down.
down more
deeper
more
YES
ahh
ohh
yes
Almost there!
ooh baby
faster
harder
FEEL GOOD?
mmmm
THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE |
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| Submitted By: Punit on: September 01, 2007 |
