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| Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities ... |
| 289 Votes, |
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Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye
Garam ho, Tez ho, Meethi ho, Doodh jyada ho, 5 minute mein taiyyar ho, and Raat bhar sone na de |
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| Submitted By: ritz on: September 10, 2008 |
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| It's now confirmed that
Adam was the... |
| 289 Votes, |
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It's now confirmed that
Adam was the first sardar!!
Otherwise who else would sit
next to a naked woman and
chew apples instead of nipples!! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 13, 2008 |
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| Lady 2 Sardar: Wats the time??
Sardar: ... |
| 288 Votes, |
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Lady 2 Sardar: Wats the time??
Sardar: Bra Panties...
Lady slapped him & said wat nonesense!! I asked u the time
Sardar: Oh jee, wohi tou bata raha hun,
Bara Paintees , 12:35....!!!! |
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| Submitted By: Salam on: November 19, 2007 |
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| Q. What is the difference between
a ... |
| 288 Votes, |
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Q. What is the difference between
a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her
crack and sell it again. |
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| Submitted By: Vishal on: August 30, 2008 |
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| Santa ne apni sagaai tod di kyunki ladki... |
| 288 Votes, |
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Santa ne apni sagaai tod di kyunki ladki virgin thi.
When asked why Santa bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui woh meri kaise ho sakti hai |
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| Submitted By: Raghav on: September 04, 2008 |
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| Dog's attitude towards life
One s... |
| 288 Votes, |
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Dog's attitude towards life
One should have a dog's attitude towards all difficult things in life.
If u cant eat it or f*ck it, then piss on it and move on! |
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| Submitted By: Sashank on: September 08, 2008 |
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| Sexaul stages
at 20 simply fuck
at... |
| 288 Votes, |
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Sexaul stages
at 20 simply fuck
at 30 loves to fuck
at 40 still can fuck
at 50 tries to fuck
at 60 cries for a fuck
at 70 wht the fuck |
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| Submitted By: Jony 21 on: September 10, 2008 |
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| Aaj woh humse jannat me takra gayi..
... |
| 288 Votes, |
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Aaj woh humse jannat me takra gayi..
Aaj woh humse jannat me takra gayi..
Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikili...
TERI bhen ki, tu idhar bhi aa gayi |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 11, 2008 |
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| A woman gave birth 2 6 babies
n on se... |
| 288 Votes, |
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A woman gave birth 2 6 babies
n on seeing dis she got off d bed
n slapped her husband n shouted,
I told u not 2 go Doggy Style..! |
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| Submitted By: Aussies on: September 14, 2008 |
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| How wud u tell ur GF if u want to go to ... |
| 287 Votes, |
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How wud u tell ur GF if u want to go to toilet on 1st date.
Dear I've to go to shake hands with my close friend with whom I'm going to introduce u later! |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: October 18, 2007 |
