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Agar Reliance Bra Banaye to uska Slogan ...
313 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Agar Reliance Bra Banaye to uska Slogan Kya Hoga:

"KAR LO BALL MUTTHI MEIN, NIKALO DOODH CHUTKI MEIN, MERE BAAP KA YEHI EK SAPNA, HAR BALL PAR BRA APNA"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 155
Submitted By: john on: June 27, 2008
What do 2 sardars says to each other...
313 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What do 2 sardars says to each

other if they share the same girl?

Ans: assi tussi same pussy kabhi

tu ghussy kabhi mein ghussy.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 139
Submitted By: Monica on: August 21, 2008
Q:) What is common between Girlfriend a...
313 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q:) What is common between
Girlfriend and Windows XP.

A:) Both support plug and play.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 89
Submitted By: Sashank on: September 24, 2008
sex is like nokia (connecting people) li...
312 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
sex is like nokia (connecting people) like nike (just do it) like pepsi (ask for more) and like samsung (everybody is invited)
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 126
Submitted By: Don 07 on: September 07, 2007
Mallika Sherawat goes to doctor, Doct...
312 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Mallika Sherawat goes to doctor,

Doctor, itni garmi mein,

Shooting, partying etc

Main nahate waqt sabun

Lagau ya shampoo?



Ji, nahate waqt bathroom

Ka kunda zaroor lagaye
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 191
Submitted By: Cris12 on: August 21, 2008
A fat electrician while having sex asks ...
312 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A fat electrician while having sex asks his wife: Bolo priye tumhe kya gam hai?



Wife: Swami Load Jyada aur Voltage kam hai...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 132
Submitted By: Shawn on: September 04, 2008
New Mantra, The Bed counting One...
312 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
New Mantra, The Bed counting



One   Fun

Two   Do

Three Free

Four  More

Five  Nife

Six   Fix

Seven Heven

Eight Wait

Nine  Fine

Ten   Sorry Mr. Sen
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 179
Submitted By: Prady on: September 05, 2008
What's the diff between hook in circket ...
311 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What's the diff between hook in circket and hook of bra.One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the boundary.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 129
Submitted By: Afzal on: September 08, 2007
Sex is good, sex is fine Doggy style...
311 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sex is good, sex is fine

Doggy style or 69

Just 4 fun or getting paid

everyone loves getting laid



So if u want me in the sack,

lick ur lips n text me back
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 177
Submitted By: Preity on: August 23, 2008
Yaad aate hai bachpan k woh haseen din, ...
311 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Yaad aate hai bachpan k woh haseen din,

jab hum tum masti kiya karte the,

tum lollipop k liye roya karte the,

hum apni pant khol kar tumhe manaya karte the...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 170
Submitted By: Kelly on: August 30, 2008
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