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| A Dentist's Advice:
Treat ur gir... |
| 290 Votes, |
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A Dentist's Advice:
Treat ur girl friend like a toothbrush.
Dont let anybody else use it and get a new one every 3 months! |
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| Submitted By: Vishal on: August 26, 2008 |
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| Indefinitely
What is the definition o... |
| 290 Votes, |
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Indefinitely
What is the definition of indefinitely ?
When ur balls are slapping up against her ass
you are in........definitely! |
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| Submitted By: Vishal on: August 26, 2008 |
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| Can't believe after all the
shit the... |
| 290 Votes, |
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Can't believe after all the
shit they have been through
they're still together.
Who?
Your bum cheeks!! |
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| Submitted By: Laila on: September 02, 2008 |
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| Call Girl: Wanna have sex?
Santa: Haa... |
| 290 Votes, |
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Call Girl: Wanna have sex?
Santa: Haan, lekin tum meri
biwi ki tarah karogi toh
Call Girl: Vo kaise?
Santa: Free mein |
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| Submitted By: Prani on: September 09, 2008 |
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| Man: Kiss Karu?
Girl: lipstic kharab ... |
| 290 Votes, |
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Man: Kiss Karu?
Girl: lipstic kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun?
Girl: Tshirt kharab hogi.
Man: Fuck kru?
Girl: Period me hun.
Man: Now dot say loose motions hai |
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| Submitted By: yahoo sms on: September 18, 2008 |
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| Kay aap SEX karte hai.....
Kya aap CO... |
| 290 Votes, |
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Kay aap SEX karte hai.....
Kya aap CONDOM use karte hai....
Kya aap AIDS se darte hai....
to aap HATH se Q nahi karte hai...
HATH chale to AIDS tale... |
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| Submitted By: Rishi on: September 23, 2008 |
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| A Guy's Job
A guy sticks his loca... |
| 290 Votes, |
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A Guy's Job
A guy sticks his location,
In a girl's destination,
To increase the population,
For the next generation.
Do you get my explanation?
Or do you need a demonstration? |
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| Submitted By: Amarendra on: September 24, 2008 |
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| Similarities between BRA and BAR.
Both ... |
| 289 Votes, |
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Similarities between BRA and BAR.
Both have same alphabets. Both r drinkin zones. Both have restriction time of closing and opening.
When open, both drive men crazy! |
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| Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: November 19, 2007 |
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| Sex n shopping have one thing in common:... |
| 289 Votes, |
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Sex n shopping have one thing in common:
In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes n women want to go on and on and on and on! |
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| Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: August 21, 2008 |
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| Arz hai.....
Dhire se thoko sanam
me... |
| 289 Votes, |
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Arz hai.....
Dhire se thoko sanam
mehangi ka zamana hai.........
6 inch ke item ko
zindagi bher chalana hai......... |
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| Submitted By: Vishal on: August 29, 2008 |
