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sham diyon se sajaye bethe hain khusbo ...
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sham diyon se sajaye bethe hain
khusbo hathon pe lagaye bethe hain
hamari diwangi ki had to Dekho
unhe raat ko aana hain
hum dophre se condom charai bethe hain
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 163
Submitted By: Admin on: November 27, 2007
What is fashion designing? Too ma...
287 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What is fashion designing?



Too many brains,

with too many ideas,

working on too little pieces of cloth..

to cover 2 little tits of a model.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 155
Submitted By: menthali on: August 21, 2008
AGE OF BOOBS: 14 to 16 LEMON, ...
287 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
AGE OF BOOBS:



14 to 16 LEMON,

17 to 22 ORANGE,

23 to 28 MANGO,

29 to 40 TENDER COCONUT,

41 to 60 USED PILLOW,

Beyond 60 DEFLATED BALLOON.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 165
Submitted By: Admin on: August 29, 2008
Q: Why are condoms transparent ? ...
287 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: Why are condoms transparent ?



A: So that the sperm can at

least enjoy the scenery!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 96
Submitted By: Punit on: August 30, 2008
Sardar giving speech 2 deaf people ru...
287 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sardar giving speech 2 deaf

people rubs chest, touches

dick & starts mastrubating.

When asked he said, it means,

Ladies & gentelmen it gives

me Great Pleasure....
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 177
Submitted By: Aslan on: October 10, 2008
He asked: How do you feel about SEX. Sh...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
He asked: How do you feel about SEX.
She said: Well I like it Infrequently.
HE asked: Is that One word or Two?
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 112
Submitted By: Rony55 on: November 24, 2007
Agar Gandhiji ke samay me AIDS hota to k...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Agar Gandhiji ke samay me AIDS hota to kya hota? TO chautha (4th) bandar under-wear ke samne haath kar ke KHADA hota.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 117
Submitted By: Shawn on: December 01, 2007
What is the Similarity between VIAGRA & ...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What is the Similarity between VIAGRA & Goverment Offices?
Dono aapko 2 minute k Kaam k liye ek Ghanta khada rakhtey hain.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 123
Submitted By: (22raxt) on: December 03, 2007
Wife: Muje lagta hai apka Rita k saath n...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wife: Muje lagta hai apka Rita k saath najayaz rishta hai.
Hubby: Ye tum kaise keh sakti ho?
Wife: Kal jab uske husband aye, to apki underwerr pehne huye the.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 160
Submitted By: mani3 on: December 09, 2007
Raat hogi to chand duhai dega,Khwabo me ...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Raat hogi to chand duhai dega,Khwabo me wo chehra dikhai dega,Ye pyaar zara sambhalke karna, Ek boond bhi gira to 9 mahiney baad sunai dega!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 141
Submitted By: Freestyle on: May 06, 2008
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