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8 years boy caught in RAPE case. Lady la...
425 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
8 years boy caught in RAPE case. Lady lawyer holds his penis & says UR HONOUR see him, can he RAPE? Boy silently: HILA MAT WARNA CASE HAAR JAYEGI
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 145
Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: October 22, 2007
I luv it wen u go down on me u reliev...
422 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
I luv it wen u go down on me

u relieve so much stress & tension

but wen i feel its gettin gud

u go back up..

damn Gas Prices!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 140
Submitted By: Joy 55 on: October 12, 2008
Which Part... of a man's body has no...
421 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!

ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 164
Submitted By: Punit on: September 01, 2007
A Sex expert was once asked whether a ra...
397 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A Sex expert was once asked whether a rape is possible while running. No, he replied, woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: niks_B on: September 01, 2007
School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher s...
395 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain, bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 133
Submitted By: Afzal on: September 03, 2007
Whose mother had the most painful delive...
395 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Whose mother had the most painful delivery
Guess ?
Still Thinking.....
Ans: Sunny Deol
Why?
Becoz he himself said "Main nikla gadi lay kay"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 145
Submitted By: Don 07 on: October 22, 2007
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a be...
393 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Do you like mathematics? If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and we can multiply!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 103
Submitted By: (22raxt) on: September 02, 2007
Girl & Boy were having sex. Girl: Darl...
390 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
Girl: Middle lips, the ones right in the middle of my legs.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 203
Submitted By: farhans on: September 04, 2007
Sounds women make during sex. 1) Asthm...
385 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sounds women make during sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient - yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4) Religious - oh god. oh god.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 162
Submitted By: Afzal on: September 03, 2007
1 sardar ulta nanga leta hota hai 1 naug...
383 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
1 sardar ulta nanga leta hota hai 1 naughty boy ata hai aur uski ASS per tabla baja ker chala jata hai is per
sardar ulta hota hai aur kehta hai "ae ley hun bansri vi vaja le"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 177
Submitted By: Joy 55 on: October 22, 2007
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