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Twins in mother womb:
1st: Dekho ... |
281 Votes, |
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Twins in mother womb:
1st: Dekho papa aa gaye!
2nd: Abe dhukkan ye papa nahi
roy uncle hain, papa kabhi
rain coat nahi pahante |
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Submitted By: Sanchit on: September 27, 2008 |
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Jim: How many legs a rooster got?
Tom... |
280 Votes, |
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Jim: How many legs a rooster got?
Tom: 2
Jim: Ok, How many ribs has a cat got?
Tom: I've got no idea.
Jim: So, You know all about cocks
n nothing about pussy. |
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Submitted By: Afzal on: September 27, 2008 |
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At 33 he quite
smoking ( will power ... |
282 Votes, |
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At 33 he quite
smoking ( will power )
At 43 he quit
Drinking ( will power )
At 53 he quit
Gambling ( will power )
At 63 he quit
SEX ( Power Failure ) |
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Submitted By: Admin on: September 27, 2008 |
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Mother ask daughter:
How is ur marri... |
250 Votes, |
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Mother ask daughter:
How is ur married life?
Daughter Shyly shows her British Airways Add.
Mother reads the Add & is shocked,
7days a week, twice a day, bothways. |
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Submitted By: ADMIN on: September 27, 2008 |
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Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend i... |
234 Votes, |
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Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
A: When you open her legs the lights go ON! |
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Submitted By: SMS Guru on: September 28, 2008 |
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Nowdays 80% of women are against marriag... |
258 Votes, |
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Nowdays 80% of women are against marriage as they have wisend to the fact that for 200 grams of sausage i'ts not worth buying the entire pig!. |
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Submitted By: Ashish on: September 28, 2008 |
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Judge: Y do u want divorce?
He: S... |
237 Votes, |
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Judge: Y do u want divorce?
He: She doesn't satisfy me in bed
She: The whole colony is happy, only this idiot has a problem! |
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Submitted By: Deepu Roy on: September 28, 2008 |
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Wives are funny creatures. They don't ha... |
246 Votes, |
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Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does! |
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Submitted By: yahoo sms on: September 28, 2008 |
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One hakla went 4 a interview & was asked... |
275 Votes, |
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One hakla went 4 a interview & was asked
to say - Institute, Obstitute & Substitute.
Hakla said: Inkichut, Aapkichut & Sabkichut !! |
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Submitted By: Admin on: September 28, 2008 |
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Q:) What is the definition of suspicion?... |
269 Votes, |
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Q:) What is the definition of suspicion?
A:) A nun doing pushups in a cucumber field. |
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Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: September 28, 2008 |