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| 10 qualities of a perfect girlfriend- Tr... |
| 294 Votes, |
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10 qualities of a perfect girlfriend- Truthful, Intelligent, Gentle, Humble, Tolerant, Polite,
Understanding, Sexy,
Smart, Youthful. In short -TIGHT PUSSY |
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| Submitted By: farhans on: November 20, 2007 |
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| Jeeto was going to Chandigarh for vacati... |
| 294 Votes, |
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Jeeto was going to Chandigarh for vacations. At the time of packing Santa thinks: Kitni bholi hai,
main saath nahin jaa raha phir bhi condom saath le jaa rahi hai. |
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| Submitted By: Lion on: December 04, 2007 |
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| Banta said, Life after Marriage with u h... |
| 294 Votes, |
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Banta said, Life after Marriage with u has become like a Dog.
Wife’s reply, “How can u comparing ur self to a dog? Dog sticks and maintains for an hour & u start farting in a minute." |
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| Submitted By: Shawn on: August 24, 2008 |
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| Thought for the day:
Make LOVEand no... |
| 294 Votes, |
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Thought for the day:
Make LOVEand not WAR...
Coz CONDOMS are cheaper than GUNS |
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| Submitted By: Ritu on: August 26, 2008 |
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| Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
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| 294 Votes, |
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Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye! |
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| Submitted By: funtuzzz on: August 30, 2008 |
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| Different types of bra's
Poisono... |
| 294 Votes, |
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Different types of bra's
Poisonous BRA - coBRA
Mathemetical BRA - algeBRA
striped BRA - zeBRA
strongestBRA - vertiBRA
sunsignBRA - liBRA
magical(invisible)BRA - aBRA ka daBRA |
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| Submitted By: Colin88 on: September 02, 2008 |
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| A Toilet is lyk a committee meeting.
... |
| 294 Votes, |
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A Toilet is lyk a committee meeting.
People come with lot of pressure, sit, create a lot of noise, and ultimately dop the matter. |
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| Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: September 08, 2008 |
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| Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar.
Viru... |
| 294 Votes, |
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Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar.
Viru: nahi Basantiin kutto
ke samne chaddi mat utarna.
Basanti: Viru dar mat maine
chaddi pahni hi nahi hai... |
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| Submitted By: Saket on: September 08, 2008 |
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| Teacher gave a sentence to Pappu for tra... |
| 294 Votes, |
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Teacher gave a sentence to Pappu for translation
Khushi ke maare uski chhati phool gayi
Pappu: Due to happiness, his chest turned into breasts! |
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| Submitted By: Prasant on: September 11, 2008 |
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| Teacher: "LOVE" kia Hai
Ali: Sir "L" ko... |
| 293 Votes, |
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Teacher: "LOVE" kia Hai
Ali: Sir "L" ko pakar k "O" ko duba k "V" main Ghusa k jab "E" ki Awaz aye to usay "LOVE" kehtay hain. |
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| Submitted By: dark morph on: October 20, 2007 |
