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| Twins in mother womb:
1st: Dekho ... |
| 279 Votes, |
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Twins in mother womb:
1st: Dekho papa aa gaye!
2nd: Abe dhukkan ye papa nahi
roy uncle hain, papa kabhi
rain coat nahi pahante |
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| Submitted By: Sanchit on: September 27, 2008 |
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| At 33 he quite
smoking ( will power ... |
| 279 Votes, |
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At 33 he quite
smoking ( will power )
At 43 he quit
Drinking ( will power )
At 53 he quit
Gambling ( will power )
At 63 he quit
SEX ( Power Failure ) |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 27, 2008 |
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| Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itna... |
| 278 Votes, |
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Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?
Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega… |
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| Submitted By: yahoo sms on: May 25, 2008 |
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| Sex is like a restaurant.
sometimes ... |
| 278 Votes, |
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Sex is like a restaurant.
sometimes u get full satisfactory n
service, and sometimes you have to
b satisfied with self-service! |
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| Submitted By: Joe on: September 03, 2008 |
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| Woman's period
Whats the closest thin... |
| 278 Votes, |
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Woman's period
Whats the closest thing to a womans period?
Your salary.
It comes once a month,
lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesnt come,
everythings fucked |
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| Submitted By: Sourabh on: September 07, 2008 |
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| Define tragedy?
Its when your zip... |
| 278 Votes, |
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Define tragedy?
Its when your zip gets stuck
when its the time to f*ck. |
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| Submitted By: Afzal on: September 14, 2008 |
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| Lady to man:- why u keep "Taweez"
an... |
| 278 Votes, |
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Lady to man:- why u keep "Taweez"
and condom together in ur wallet ?
Man reply:- Bhoot aur chhot ka kuch
pata nahin..kahin bhi mil jayey.... |
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| Submitted By: Lion on: September 17, 2008 |
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| Colour of underwear reflects your mood. ... |
| 278 Votes, |
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Colour of underwear reflects your mood.
red: wild
black: sexy
blue: romantic
pink: seductive
white: calm
yellow: time to change it!... |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 19, 2008 |
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| Roz college aati ho,
duppate se kya c... |
| 278 Votes, |
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Roz college aati ho,
duppate se kya chuppati ho,
are hum mar gaye hai kya,
jo kitabo se dabati ho! |
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| Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: September 22, 2008 |
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| Jim: How many legs a rooster got?
Tom... |
| 278 Votes, |
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Jim: How many legs a rooster got?
Tom: 2
Jim: Ok, How many ribs has a cat got?
Tom: I've got no idea.
Jim: So, You know all about cocks
n nothing about pussy. |
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| Submitted By: Afzal on: September 27, 2008 |
