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LADY (BRA LETE WAQT) - Apake yaha Br...
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LADY (BRA LETE WAQT) -

Apake yaha Bra ki koun

koun si size hai?



SARDAR: Small, medium, Large,

Extra Large, Bapp re bapp, aur

Hey Bhagwan... Koun si dun Madam?
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 178
Submitted By: Ankit on: September 08, 2008
At KBC show AMITHAB: 10 lakh ka sawal...
286 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
At KBC show AMITHAB: 10 lakh

ka sawal...wht is d color of

hair on ur wife's pussy?

A-Brown B-White C-Black D-Grey?

SARDAR: Can I phone a friend.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: boere on: September 14, 2008
Today's Generation: A 6 yr old boy...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Today's Generation:


A 6 yr old boy to a 4 yr old boy: Dude,I found a condom in the balcony.

4 yr old boy: What’s a balcony?
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 134
Submitted By: Chiggi on: November 23, 2007
Name and Ages Names of Penis With Age...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Name and Ages

Names of Penis With Ages......
01-05 = Nono
06-10 = Phunno
11-14 = Lulli
15-20 = Lund
21-25 = Pyaasa
26-35 = Shikari
36-50 = Naram Garam
51-60 = Kaam chor
61-75 = Yaadein
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 196
Submitted By: Naveen on: November 26, 2007
Banta goes to a Family Planning clinic f...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Banta goes to a Family Planning clinic for advice. He reads the notice
at the enterance: 'For Family Planning Use Rear Entry'
He goes back home happily.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 155
Submitted By: mani3 on: December 08, 2007
Same Sex Marriage What's the big ...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Same Sex Marriage



What's the big deal about same sex Marriages?



I've been married to the same woman for 35 years and had the same old sex all that time!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 166
Submitted By: Praveen on: August 21, 2008
Good girl: It's hard to be good. Bad...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Good girl: It's hard to be good.

Bad girl: Yes. If it's not hard,
it isn't any good.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 90
Submitted By: Prasant on: August 22, 2008
Sex Guide Bak 2 bak, front 2 front...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Sex Guide

Bak 2 bak,

front 2 front,

on d table,lick dcunt,

stick it in,

do ur ting,

do it hard & make her sing,

tense ur body feel dcum,

den let it rip into her bum!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 189
Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: August 25, 2008
Wife: My hubby & I have, what I call Oly...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wife: My hubby & I have, what I call Olympic sex.



Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?



Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Sanchit on: August 25, 2008
A lady and shopkeeper negotiating 4 ...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A lady and shopkeeper negotiating

4 the price of Bra and Panty.



Shopkeeper: Bhabhiji, Bra mein maine

aapka raha .... lekin Panty mein to aapko

mera rakhna padega
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 180
Submitted By: Sanchit on: August 25, 2008
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