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| A man married a Lady Traffic police Insp... |
| 282 Votes, |
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A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector.
Friend: How was ur first night?
Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed, 200 for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet |
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| Submitted By: Sourabh on: December 09, 2007 |
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| Define a true music lover..
Ans- A gal ... |
| 282 Votes, |
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Define a true music lover..
Ans- A gal is singing in a bathroom while taking bath n a boy near the keyhole is using his ears not his eyes... |
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| Submitted By: Aslan on: December 25, 2007 |
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| Man2Chemist: Mujhe Black Color
ka co... |
| 282 Votes, |
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Man2Chemist: Mujhe Black Color
ka condom Chaiye.
Chemist: Black colour ka he kyu?
Man: Meri Girlfrnd ka pati margaya
hai aur mujhe afsos ke liye jana hai. |
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| Submitted By: savour on: August 28, 2008 |
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| Why was the two piece
swimsuit inven... |
| 282 Votes, |
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Why was the two piece
swimsuit invented?
2 separate the HAIRY section
from the DAIRY section!! |
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| Submitted By: rozit on: September 02, 2008 |
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| A man phoned & asked:
"Hello, is ... |
| 282 Votes, |
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A man phoned & asked:
"Hello, is it 221714?
Lady-Hindi me bolo,
Man:Do-Do-Ek-SaT Choda?
Lady-Nahi Sir,RELIANCE HAI.
Teen-Teen-Eksath chodha 331714 |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 02, 2008 |
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| Economics Prof
Now tell me what is t... |
| 282 Votes, |
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Economics Prof
Now tell me what is the similarity between a Bank and a Bra?
Student: Well, the more in it, better the interest you get. |
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| Submitted By: Derek on: September 09, 2008 |
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| Why is Delhi a male city (Mahanagar)
... |
| 282 Votes, |
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Why is Delhi a male city (Mahanagar)
and Mumbai a female city (mahanagri)
? ? ?
Ans: Delhi has Qutab Minar while
Mumbai has Gateway of INDIA! |
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| Submitted By: ash(21) on: September 13, 2008 |
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| Old Chinese proverb says "man with erect... |
| 282 Votes, |
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| Old Chinese proverb says "man with erection walking through door sideways is always going to Bangkok" |
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| Submitted By: fine sms on: September 14, 2008 |
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| Beta kya kaam karte ho?
"Ji samaj... |
| 282 Votes, |
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Beta kya kaam karte ho?
"Ji samaj seva karta Hoon."
Matlab?
"Gire huve ko uthata hoon,
Bichade huye ko Milata hoon"
Woh Kaise?
"Bra banata hoon." |
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| Submitted By: Preity on: September 19, 2008 |
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| Maid cleaning bedroom found a used condo... |
| 281 Votes, |
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| Maid cleaning bedroom found a used condom and kept looking at it. Madam asked dont you have sex in the village, Maid "Yes we do but not till the skin drops off. |
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| Submitted By: Don 07 on: October 19, 2007 |
