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What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the t...
343 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip n when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler..
But i like the way u think..
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 160
Submitted By: dark morph on: September 06, 2007
Kele Wala: Kele lelo Kele, MADAM: are...
341 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Kele Wala: Kele lelo Kele,

MADAM: arey bhiya kele to

pilpile hain kadak aur

lambe do.



K.W: Arey madam kabhi to

kahne ke liye liya karo...
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 158
Submitted By: ritz on: August 23, 2008
Good friend is like a brazier, which is ...
339 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Good friend is like a brazier, which is comfortable, supportive, holds u tight always close to u and prevents u from falling.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 125
Submitted By: dark morph on: September 05, 2007
11 Galz ask the fruit seller to give us ...
339 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
11 Galz ask the fruit seller to give us 11 bananas.Fruit seller:I'll not sell less then 12 bananas.1 Gal said:le le yar,1 kha lenge.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 132
Submitted By: Aslan on: October 22, 2007
Tell me,is it going in?YEAH. is it hurti...
337 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Tell me,is it going in?YEAH. is it hurting?oh yeah ouch its huring.OH i will put it slowly.Still hurting?Aah Yeah.then lets try the other SHOE SIR!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 147
Submitted By: menthali on: September 07, 2007
Boy asks a girl: How much calcium is the...
337 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Boy asks a girl: How much calcium is there in woman's Breasts?
Girl: Woman's Breasts have enough calcium to help a Man's boneless thing standup!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 145
Submitted By: Sms frk on: November 12, 2007
Duniya mein sab se himmat wala kaun? Dh...
337 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Duniya mein sab se himmat wala kaun?
Dhobi- kabhi bhi kisi ke ghar jaa kar bol sakta hai sahib bibi ji ko bolo kapde nikal
kar rakhe mein abhi aa ke leta hu.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 159
Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: November 13, 2007
What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparati...
336 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 157
Submitted By: Prasant on: September 06, 2007
Please ( ) press down! ( ) ) ( '...
335 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Please
( ) press down!
( ) )

( ')
/ /
( ) ) oh yeah !!!

( ')'.:,".;.
/ / ';".',,'
/ / ooohhh
( ) ) baby ur good!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 134
Submitted By: A.A on: September 04, 2007
Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?Jab kisi l...
335 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?Jab kisi ladki ka rape hone ke baad uski ma bolti hai, "Hey Bhagwan yeh tune kya kiya."
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 117
Submitted By: Admin on: September 06, 2007
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