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| Door gaon mein ek basti thi
wahan ki ... |
| 228 Votes, |
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Door gaon mein ek basti thi
wahan ki randiya bahut sasti
thi, unke gand mein itni
masti thi, jitna dala utna
hasti thi... but why r u smiling |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: October 02, 2008 |
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| Q:- Why is waist called a waist?
A:-... |
| 227 Votes, |
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Q:- Why is waist called a waist?
A:- coz anything above the pussy n below the tits Is a ?waste? |
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| Submitted By: sms fan on: September 23, 2008 |
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| Wife asked his husband how many women he... |
| 225 Votes, |
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Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with?
Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!! |
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| Submitted By: Naba on: September 30, 2008 |
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| During a sexual session
the girl says... |
| 224 Votes, |
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During a sexual session
the girl says: "u r like a mobile phone!"
Boy: "Do I vibrate a lot?"
Girl: "No, when u get in to the
tunnel u loose da network" |
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| Submitted By: Ritu on: October 06, 2008 |
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| Every organisation is like a coconut tre... |
| 221 Votes, |
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Every organisation is like a coconut tree
full of monkeys. ones at the top can only
see monkeys below them and ones at the bottom see only
assholes above them. |
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| Submitted By: Arindam on: October 02, 2008 |
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| What do u call a horny fish?
A bl... |
| 219 Votes, |
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What do u call a horny fish?
A blow fish |
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| Submitted By: Soham on: October 01, 2008 |
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| Did u hear about the mouse
who took Vi... |
| 219 Votes, |
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Did u hear about the mouse
who took Viagra?
Half an hour later he was
walking around the kitchen
asking.... Where is the
fucking pussy! |
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| Submitted By: Jame22 on: October 01, 2008 |
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| Q: How is college is like a woman? A: Yo... |
| 216 Votes, |
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| Q: How is college is like a woman? A: You work so hard to get in, and nine months later you wish you'd never come. |
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| Submitted By: Kiron on: January 30, 2010 |
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| Confucious said: "Man who goes
to slee... |
| 215 Votes, |
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Confucious said: "Man who goes
to sleep with sex on mind wakes
up with solution in hand." |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: October 06, 2008 |
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