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| larki: 200 rupy loongi, hil hil k loongi... |
| 291 Votes, |
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larki: 200 rupy loongi, hil hil k loongi.
larka: 100 rupy doonga, hil khud he loonga.
larki: 100 rupy bacha ly, apne haath sy hilla ly |
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| Submitted By: Shawn on: December 01, 2007 |
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| Aurat ki kamar
Ya khuda tune Aurat ke... |
| 291 Votes, |
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Aurat ki kamar
Ya khuda tune Aurat ke kamar
itni pattli kyoun banai hey
yeh tere berukhi hey ya tere bewafai hey
Khuda: na mere berukhi hey,
na meri bewafai hey
uski kamar say kuch mitti
lekar uske seene pe lagai hey. |
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| Submitted By: Hamed88 on: August 21, 2008 |
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| Q: Do you know why girls don't
keep ... |
| 291 Votes, |
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Q: Do you know why girls don't
keep thier mobiles in shirt pocket?
A: B'coz can't get signals near
hills & mountains. |
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| Submitted By: Abinash on: August 23, 2008 |
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| Two Prostitutes were talking..
1... |
| 291 Votes, |
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Two Prostitutes were talking..
1st-We r in the best business in the world.
2nd-Hows that?
1st-We have it, we sell it, and we Still have it! |
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| Submitted By: Vinu on: August 24, 2008 |
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| Rosemary divorced Mr.Lele b'coz
she w... |
| 291 Votes, |
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Rosemary divorced Mr.Lele b'coz
she was sick of telling her name,
"Roz Meri Lele."
Imagine her tough luck, when she
was re-married to Mr.Marlow |
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| Submitted By: Safir on: August 26, 2008 |
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| The Virgin Rumor
Santa was curiou... |
| 291 Votes, |
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The Virgin Rumor
Santa was curious, he asked his friend Banta: "Was your wife a virgin when you married her?
Puzzled Banta replied, "I really don't know. Some say yes. Some say no." |
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| Submitted By: Suri on: August 26, 2008 |
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| No girl is ready to marry dhoni. why?
... |
| 291 Votes, |
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No girl is ready to marry dhoni. why?
because he says that "He drinks 8litrs milk everyday"
so no girl wants to take risk. |
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| Submitted By: anomym on: August 31, 2008 |
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| Q: How is a woman like a road?
A... |
| 291 Votes, |
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Q: How is a woman like a road?
A: Both have manholes. |
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| Submitted By: manis34 on: September 01, 2008 |
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| Joe: Y is reading a Playboy mag
like... |
| 291 Votes, |
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Joe: Y is reading a Playboy mag
like reading National Geographic?
Sam: Coz in both u'll get to see
a lot of gr8 places, which u'll
never get to visit. |
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| Submitted By: Indra on: September 03, 2008 |
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| Friend: How's ur sex life?
Man: As us... |
| 291 Votes, |
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Friend: How's ur sex life?
Man: As usual great, Monday to Friday.
Friend: What about the weekends?
Man: Weekends? Oh! That time I'm at home, relaxing with my wife! |
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| Submitted By: Ankit on: September 07, 2008 |
