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| A story with moral
My girlfriend called... |
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A story with moral
My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went there & found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexythan my GF. She whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, make love to me once" I turned around & walked to thefront door towards my car. Amazingly I found my GF standing there & she hugged me & said, "U have won my trust."
Moral:
Its always better to keep the CuNDuMS in the car & not in the wallet!! |
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| Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: October 19, 2007 |
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| Anso tere niklain tou ankhain meri houn.... |
| 298 Votes, |
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Anso tere niklain tou ankhain meri houn..
Dil tera dharkay to dharkan meri ho...
khuda kare dosti hamari itni ghari ho k
baap tu baney or mehnat hamari ho.. |
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| Submitted By: Sourabh on: November 30, 2007 |
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| On a NUDE beach a man shakes hands with ... |
| 298 Votes, |
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On a NUDE beach a man shakes hands with a lady & says: Pleased to meet you.
Lady: Ya, I can SEE that. |
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| Submitted By: Sweta 88 on: December 06, 2007 |
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| The Judge asked the prostitute -
'So... |
| 298 Votes, |
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The Judge asked the prostitute -
'So wen did u realize u were being Raped?'
Prostitute: 'When the cheque bounced!' |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 03, 2008 |
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| Pahle Raat Ko Kamre K Ander Jate Hi "DUL... |
| 298 Votes, |
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| Pahle Raat Ko Kamre K Ander Jate Hi "DULHAN" Apna "BLOUSE" Aur "BRA" Kholne Lagi,Dulha:Ye Kya Kr Rhi Ho???DULHAN:Maa Ne Kha Tha Jate Hi "DHOODH" Pilana !!! |
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| Submitted By: Manav Kumar Prajapati on: January 22, 2011 |
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| Test ur IQ:
Poisonous BRA: CoBra
Mathe... |
| 297 Votes, |
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Test ur IQ:
Poisonous BRA: CoBra
Mathemetical BRA: AlgeBra
Striped BRA: ZeBra
Strongest BRA:VerteBra
Sun-sign BRA: LiBra
And u thought u knew all abt BRA! |
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| Submitted By: Ashish on: November 16, 2007 |
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| The wife was crying in pain as Banta was... |
| 297 Votes, |
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The wife was crying in pain as Banta was tryin to fuck her in the ass.
Banta says: Zyada rone ki zaroorat nahin, mujhe pata hai kitna dard hota hai. |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: December 07, 2007 |
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| Whenever u feel low,depressed or useless... |
| 297 Votes, |
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| Whenever u feel low,depressed or useless,remember that u r the same sperm that won a battle against a million others |
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| Submitted By: Freestyle on: May 06, 2008 |
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| Condom says to Whisper:
When You work... |
| 297 Votes, |
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Condom says to Whisper:
When You work, My business
is in loss for four days.
Whisper Replies: If you fail
to work once, my business
stops for nine months. |
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| Submitted By: prem_98367 on: September 15, 2008 |
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| A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher... |
| 296 Votes, |
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A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher "kya chote bachoon ke bhi bache hoote
hain"? teacher nahin kabhi nahin " boy said to girl-dekha aur tu aise hi dar rahi thi". |
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| Submitted By: Rebecaa on: October 17, 2007 |
