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A lady and shopkeeper negotiating 4 ...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A lady and shopkeeper negotiating

4 the price of Bra and Panty.



Shopkeeper: Bhabhiji, Bra mein maine

aapka raha .... lekin Panty mein to aapko

mera rakhna padega
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 180
Submitted By: Sanchit on: August 25, 2008
If U want to start business, start a ...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
If U want to start business,

start a Condom Company named

"DIPPER Condoms" it'll get

free publicity on Indian

trucks.....



Use DIPPER at Night!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 163
Submitted By: Joy 55 on: August 26, 2008
Skoda recently launched new car model na...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Skoda recently launched new car model namd LAURA all drivers will hav tough time wen their Memsahab will say



"Driver Laura Nikalo"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 137
Submitted By: Kiron on: August 27, 2008
Q: What does PMS stand for? . ...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: What does PMS stand for?



.

.

.

.



A: Penis Must Suffer
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 79
Submitted By: Prasant on: August 30, 2008
Modern definition of a Kiss A kis...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Modern definition of a Kiss



A kiss is an application to the upper headquarters to get a job at the lower office.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 119
Submitted By: Rangesh on: August 30, 2008
What does Bra means ? Ans : BRA = Boo...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What does Bra means ?

Ans : BRA = Boobs Resting in Air.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 58
Submitted By: Colin88 on: August 31, 2008
A hair cutting saloon was shifted fri...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A hair cutting saloon was

shifted frin grnd floor to

1st flr. A bord was put by

him saying "Neeche ke baal

katnewale ki dukan upar hai"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 147
Submitted By: menthali on: September 03, 2008
On their first night: Husband: Is...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
On their first night:



Husband: Is it really ur first night?



Wife: No... No... actually it is first time at night!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 127
Submitted By: rosit on: September 04, 2008
Breaking News: Latest sponsor of the Ind...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Breaking News: Latest sponsor of the Indian Cricket Team:



Whisper Ultra.



BCCI felt it appropriate as the team is undergoing its worst PERIOD!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Ritika on: September 09, 2008
How do u define Table Tennis? Room ke...
285 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
How do u define Table Tennis?

Room ke andar,

table ke upar,

bulb ke neeche

de taka-tak,

le taka-tak.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 117
Submitted By: A.A on: September 10, 2008
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