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| In bed frustrated wife was moaning to he... |
| 316 Votes, |
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In bed frustrated wife was moaning to her husband: Why is it taking so long to cum?
Husband: I'm trying dear; it's just that I can?t think of anyone tonight! |
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| Submitted By: Ritu on: November 13, 2007 |
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| DIFFRENT PHASES OF SEX LIFE:
AGE 20 ... |
| 316 Votes, |
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DIFFRENT PHASES OF SEX LIFE:
AGE 20 - DIN RAAT,
AGE 28 - ROZ RAAT,
AGE 38 - JUMME RAAT,
AGE 48 - CHAND RAAT,
AGE 58 - ONLY JAZBAAT,
AGE 68 - GALAT BAAT.... |
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| Submitted By: Ritu on: August 20, 2008 |
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| Q: What did the Tsunami say to the Cocon... |
| 315 Votes, |
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Q: What did the Tsunami say to the Coconut Tree?
A: You better hold on to your nuts baby, this is
no ordinary blow job. |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 04, 2007 |
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| What he want, I do not want ... What I w... |
| 315 Votes, |
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| What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed! |
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| Submitted By: anirban on: September 06, 2007 |
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| 75yrz old man got married with a girl of... |
| 315 Votes, |
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| 75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don't know anything and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng. |
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| Submitted By: dark morph on: October 20, 2007 |
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| Boy to girl in a party: Kitne bhai behen... |
| 315 Votes, |
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Boy to girl in a party: Kitne bhai behen ho!
Girl: Six
Boy: Maa Baap ko aur koi kaam nahi tha kya?
Girl: Tum kitne ho?
Boy: One
Girl: Baap me dam nahi tha kya? |
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| Submitted By: Punit on: September 06, 2008 |
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| In a rape trial the lawyer asked: Did u ... |
| 314 Votes, |
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In a rape trial the lawyer asked: Did u scream for help?
Girl: Yes Sir.
Lawyer: Did anyone come?
She shyly replied: Yes sir, first I did, then he did. |
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| Submitted By: Ashish on: November 16, 2007 |
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| DPS ka charm na hota,
anara ka kaam ... |
| 314 Votes, |
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DPS ka charm na hota,
anara ka kaam na hota,
agar ladkiyo mein sharm hoti,
to bechara mobile badnam na hota!! |
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| Submitted By: Abinash on: August 27, 2008 |
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| What is de maximum speed during sex? ...... |
| 313 Votes, |
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| What is de maximum speed during sex? .... 68, because at 69 you go overturn! |
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| Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: September 06, 2007 |
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| Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal,... |
| 313 Votes, |
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| Mobile sex: push 1 for oral, 2 for anal, 3 for normal, 4 for a trio, 5 for SM and for everything ... dial my number! |
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| Submitted By: Preity on: September 08, 2007 |
