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| fashion karti ho,
ankhon me chasma l... |
| 280 Votes, |
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fashion karti ho,
ankhon me chasma lagati ho
auro se Karwati ho
aur hamse sharmati ho. |
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| Submitted By: rxit on: August 31, 2008 |
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| A Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady... |
| 280 Votes, |
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A Dentist was removing a tooth of a lady,
he said ,"mam u r holding my balls".
she said," I know,
its just to remind u that we r not going 2 hurt each other". |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 08, 2008 |
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| What is the smallest hotel in the world ... |
| 280 Votes, |
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What is the smallest hotel in the world ?
VAGINA INN
Bcoz it can accommodate only one standing
Member with his luggage hanging outside. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: September 18, 2008 |
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| Indian kutton k 4 buri adatein
1-Hadd... |
| 280 Votes, |
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Indian kutton k 4 buri adatein
1-Haddi mili chusna shuru
2-Khambha mila mootna suru.
3-Kutiya mili songhna suru.
4-Sms mila hasna suru.
dekho to isko. |
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| Submitted By: rosit on: January 05, 2010 |
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| Nipple Nipple dont be far
Let me pres... |
| 279 Votes, |
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Nipple Nipple dont be far
Let me press u in my car
up above the chest so high
always milky never dry
let me suck u dont feel shy
in the brassieres u will die |
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| Submitted By: Hamed88 on: August 24, 2008 |
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| I am proud being ur friend
because ur... |
| 279 Votes, |
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I am proud being ur friend
because ur:-
20% Great
20% Attractive
20% Noble
20% Dashing
20% Ultra-modern
in short ur 100% G.A.N.D.U. |
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| Submitted By: Monica on: August 29, 2008 |
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| Mr Elahi had 3 sons named
rehmet-e-elah... |
| 279 Votes, |
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Mr Elahi had 3 sons named
rehmet-e-elahi,
barkat-e-elahi,
n mehbub-e-elahi
when his 4th son was born
his wife decided to name
him bus-kar-e-elahi |
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| Submitted By: Kushal on: August 31, 2008 |
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| Paro aur chandramuki ka
noor app pe b... |
| 279 Votes, |
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Paro aur chandramuki ka
noor app pe barse, har koi
aapke sath sone ko tarse,
aapke jeevan me aaye itni
ladkiya ki app CHADDI
pahen ne ko tarse. |
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| Submitted By: Kelly on: September 16, 2008 |
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| Q: Do you know why boys keep
thier m... |
| 279 Votes, |
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Q: Do you know why boys keep
thier mobiles in pant pockets?
A: B'coz signals are high
near the tower.... |
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| Submitted By: Aussies on: September 23, 2008 |
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| non VEG
noN VEG
nON VEG
NON VEG... |
| 279 Votes, |
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non VEG
noN VEG
nON VEG
NON VEG
NON VEg
NON Veg
NON veg
NOn veg
Non veg
non veg
*
*
Muskura do yaar
non veg
message hai... |
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| Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: September 24, 2008 |
