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The word woman has 'Man' in it Mrs ha...
307 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
The word woman has 'Man' in it

Mrs has 'Mr' in it

Female has 'Male' in it

She has 'He' in it

Madam has 'Adam' in it



No wonder MEN always wanna be in side WOMEN!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 179
Submitted By: yahoo sms on: August 25, 2008
Man n Monkey What Is comman Between M...
307 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Man n Monkey

What Is comman Between Man And Monkey???

Monkey Dal Par Uchalta hai and
Man Dal Kar Uchalta Hai.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 118
Submitted By: Chiggi on: September 11, 2008
Common Dialoug om exams & 1st wedding ni...
306 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Common Dialoug om exams & 1st wedding night-
"Kaisa Hua"??
"Acha Hua, thoda bada tha, thoda chooth gaya, aata tha per thik se hua nahi!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 138
Submitted By: Admin on: October 20, 2007
bhagwaan sabse zyada khush kab hota hay ...
306 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
bhagwaan sabse zyada khush kab hota hay
us waqt jab kisi ladki ki izzat lutt
rahi ho or woh chilla rahi hoo
bhagwan ke liye mujhe chordo
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 139
Submitted By: Admin on: October 21, 2007
What is the resemblance between a wi...
306 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What is the resemblance between

a windscreen wiper and a woman?



When they are wet, they

do not squeak any more!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 126
Submitted By: farhans on: August 22, 2008
Name 3 kings who ve brought joy in peo...
306 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Name 3 kings who ve brought
joy in people's lives?

A:) Licking! Sucking! and Fucking..!!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 95
Submitted By: Praveen on: August 25, 2008
Wat is the similarity between a cake and...
306 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wat is the similarity between a cake and panty?



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Both have black forest in it!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 138
Submitted By: rxit on: September 10, 2008
3 Facts of Life 1) Garib aur Boobs ...
306 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
3 Facts of Life


1) Garib aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.

2) Musibat aur Lu#d kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.

3) Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 157
Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: September 25, 2008
Dr: Jor se saans lijiye, Lambi saans, au...
305 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Dr: Jor se saans lijiye, Lambi saans, aur Lambi then a sound came "khatak"
Dr: Oh! lagata hai aapka rib fracture hai.
Lady: Chup raho, meri bra ka huk toot gya hai.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 166
Submitted By: Faro on: November 27, 2007
Kaho Santa ji suhaag raat kaisi rahi? ...
305 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Kaho Santa ji suhaag raat kaisi rahi?



Kuch mat pooocho yaar!

Pehle 5-6 baar to missed call lagi aur

jab sahi number laga to balance nil ho gya?
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 158
Submitted By: Abinash on: August 22, 2008
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