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| Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke... |
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Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god! To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega? |
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| Submitted By: Preity on: September 03, 2007 |
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| Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si... |
| 375 Votes, |
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Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai! |
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| Submitted By: Sms frk on: September 02, 2007 |
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| What does a gynaecologist and a pizza
... |
| 375 Votes, |
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What does a gynaecologist and a pizza
delivery boy have in common?
They both get to smell it,
but don't get to eat it... |
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| Submitted By: Varun on: October 13, 2008 |
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| 1 day as I came home early from work, I ... |
| 373 Votes, |
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| 1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early." |
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| Submitted By: niks_B on: September 02, 2007 |
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| Q: Whats the difference between a comput... |
| 372 Votes, |
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Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn't laugh at a 3½ inch floppy. |
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| Submitted By: SMS Guru on: September 01, 2007 |
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| Sex se pehle kapray utartay waqt biwi gi... |
| 367 Votes, |
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Sex se pehle kapray utartay waqt biwi gir gayi,
Husband: Jaan lagi tou nahi???
Sex k baad kapray pehantay waqt biwi phir gir gayi,
Husband: Andhi ho , nazar nahi aata...!!! |
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| Submitted By: Ashish on: November 13, 2007 |
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| INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi s... |
| 366 Votes, |
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| INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR... Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR... Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar... |
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| Submitted By: Ritu on: September 03, 2007 |
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| When an apple is green, its ready to plu... |
| 363 Votes, |
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When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...
VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I know what you were thinking. |
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| Submitted By: Hamed88 on: September 02, 2007 |
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| A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawal... |
| 363 Votes, |
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A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja. |
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| Submitted By: Cris12 on: September 03, 2007 |
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| aik baar aik larki ki jeans ki zip khuli... |
| 363 Votes, |
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| aik baar aik larki ki jeans ki zip khuli hui thee aik larkay nay dekha to kaha...................miss apnay taj mehal ka darwaza band kar Lain mera qutub minar hill raha hai |
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| Submitted By: savour on: September 08, 2007 |
