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| Girl: am like Radio my left nipple is vo... |
| 295 Votes, |
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Girl: am like Radio my left nipple is volume, and right nipple is tuner....
Boy: Ji nahi, i turned both but there is no sound.....
Girl: Nechay cell tera baap dale ga |
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| Submitted By: Preity on: November 30, 2007 |
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| 70 year old man says to his wife, Darlin... |
| 295 Votes, |
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70 year old man says to his wife, Darling main tumhare liye chaand taare tod laaunga.
Wife replies, "Daant se roti to tootti nahi, gand se akhrod todne ki baat karte ho!" |
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| Submitted By: Craig_s on: August 21, 2008 |
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| What is the sex organ of an elephant and... |
| 295 Votes, |
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What is the sex organ of an elephant and why?
His foot, Coz if he stamps on you, you are screwed. |
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| Submitted By: Sonia on: August 22, 2008 |
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| Wat's da similarity between
bungee j... |
| 295 Votes, |
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Wat's da similarity between
bungee jumping & sex ?
In both u go up & down,
both r exiting adventurous
& dangerous & in both cases,
if the rubber breaks U R SCREWED |
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| Submitted By: Ritu on: August 23, 2008 |
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| Thought for the day:
Make LOVEand no... |
| 295 Votes, |
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Thought for the day:
Make LOVEand not WAR...
Coz CONDOMS are cheaper than GUNS |
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| Submitted By: Ritu on: August 26, 2008 |
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| Shoe laces and smart men
have one thi... |
| 295 Votes, |
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Shoe laces and smart men
have one thing in common...
They keep in touch with
serveral holes simultaneously. |
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| Submitted By: Jasmine on: September 03, 2008 |
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| Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip ... |
| 295 Votes, |
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Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip
khuli dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasne lagi.
Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to
bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga. |
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| Submitted By: admin on: September 05, 2008 |
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| A Toilet is lyk a committee meeting.
... |
| 295 Votes, |
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A Toilet is lyk a committee meeting.
People come with lot of pressure, sit, create a lot of noise, and ultimately dop the matter. |
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| Submitted By: Arun Kr 1978 on: September 08, 2008 |
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| Husband: Darling good night
Wife ... |
| 295 Votes, |
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Husband: Darling good night
Wife Aise kasie good night?
Pehle band kar light,
phir lund kar tight,
dubake kar fight,
jab nikal jaye white,
then i feel right,
phir good night! |
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| Submitted By: yahoo sms on: September 10, 2008 |
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| A daughter sends a telegram to her fathe... |
| 294 Votes, |
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| A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,whichthe father receives as:"father, your daughter has been successful in BED." |
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| Submitted By: mawara on: October 19, 2007 |
