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In which place men & women both have...
301 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
In which place men & women

both have CURLY HAIR..?





Oh god!!!









ur thinking is so vulgur....







its in AFRICA....
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 156
Submitted By: Faro on: September 09, 2008
A guy donated blood to his girlfriend. A...
300 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A guy donated blood to his girlfriend. After a while they broke up and he wanted it back. The girl threw a pad at him and said. i'll pay u back in monthly instalments.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 167
Submitted By: manis34 on: October 20, 2007
Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty ...
300 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga.
Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai.
Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 149
Submitted By: Cris12 on: November 18, 2007
the wind, the wind, the naughty wind.....
300 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
the wind,
the wind,
the naughty wind...


that blows the girls skirt high...


but god'z clever


he sends the dust along the
wind 2 close the boys eyes..!!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 170
Submitted By: Rangesh on: January 10, 2008
Usne utari saree fir aayi peticoat ki b...
300 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Usne utari saree
fir aayi peticoat ki bari
blouse to pahle hi diya tha utar
ziyadah excited mat ho yaar
yeh tha kapray sukhane ka taar ….!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 144
Submitted By: Lion on: June 03, 2008
Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?...
300 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 173
Submitted By: menthali on: June 28, 2008
A boy asked Airtel Girl what is ur spe...
300 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A boy asked Airtel Girl
what is ur speciality?
Airtel Girl Night time
incoming free!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 91
Submitted By: Sonia on: August 23, 2008
Arz Kiya hai.... College se nikal...
300 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Arz Kiya hai....



College se nikalte hi kitaabain seenay se laga  leti ho,



Hum kya marr gaye jo khud hi daba leti ho!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 130
Submitted By: Rahul_9830 on: August 25, 2008
Do u know why they call it the Wonde...
300 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Do u know why they call

it the Wonder Bra?



When u take it off you

wonder where her tits went.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 108
Submitted By: Varun on: August 29, 2008
Q: Why do pubic hair never grey and ...
300 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: Why do pubic hair never grey

and hair on head turn grey?



A: Bcoz uppar dimaag mein tension hi

tension hai, par neeche Mauj hi Mauj!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 150
Submitted By: Vishal on: September 14, 2008
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