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| A man jumps into his bed & starts
ma... |
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A man jumps into his bed & starts
making luv, Women in bed says -
Jijaji main apki biwi nahi saali
Radha hoon
Man: Ab kahe ki RADHA jab ghus
guya AADHA!! |
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| Submitted By: Derek on: September 19, 2008 |
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| Complete the sentence:
_____LAND_____... |
| 250 Votes, |
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Complete the sentence:
_____LAND_____ BHAARI CH00T
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tumhari soch gandi hai.
Ans: BSNL LANDLINE PAR BHAARI CH00T |
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| Submitted By: Punit on: October 01, 2008 |
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| Santa: Oye Murge kaise diye?
Murge wa... |
| 250 Votes, |
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Santa: Oye Murge kaise diye?
Murge wala: Rs 50, Rs 40, Rs 10
Santa: Rs 10 itna sasta kyo?
Saab ise aids hai....
Santa: de do mujhe khana hai
GAND thodi marna hai! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: October 09, 2008 |
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| A Survey Report:
Women who sleep on t... |
| 249 Votes, |
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A Survey Report:
Women who sleep on their sides are Sensitive.
Women who sleep on their stomachs are Competent.
Women who sleep on their back with Legs in the air are MOST POPULAR! |
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| Submitted By: Ganu on: September 20, 2008 |
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| Q: What is the similarity
between Aa... |
| 249 Votes, |
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Q: What is the similarity
between Aadmi & Bandar?
A: Bandar DAL par uchalta hai,
Aur Aadmi DAL kar uchalta hai! |
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| Submitted By: Sharukh on: October 08, 2008 |
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| Bhagwan sabse zada khus kab hota hai? An... |
| 249 Votes, |
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| Bhagwan sabse zada khus kab hota hai? Ans=jab koi ladki ka rape hota hai, aur woh chilla chilla ke kehti hai "mujhe bhagwan ke liya chordo". |
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| Submitted By: Sourabh on: January 16, 2010 |
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| Mother ask daughter:
How is ur marri... |
| 248 Votes, |
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Mother ask daughter:
How is ur married life?
Daughter Shyly shows her British Airways Add.
Mother reads the Add & is shocked,
7days a week, twice a day, bothways. |
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| Submitted By: ADMIN on: September 27, 2008 |
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| Q:) How do you annoy ur
girlfriend d... |
| 248 Votes, |
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Q:) How do you annoy ur
girlfriend during sex?
A:) Phone her |
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| Submitted By: Aussies on: September 28, 2008 |
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| What did ramu say ven he
saw a surgical... |
| 248 Votes, |
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What did ramu say ven he
saw a surgical glove?
Shaym lagta to condom hai
per draupdi ke zamane ka hai |
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| Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 29, 2008 |
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| Women r the best Engines :
Acce... |
| 248 Votes, |
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Women r the best Engines :
Accepts any size of Piston,
Are self Lubricating,
Start up with a Finger,
Automatic oil change every 4 week. |
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| Submitted By: manis34 on: September 29, 2008 |
