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| Catch her by her waist…
Bring her hom... |
| 270 Votes, |
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Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: June 15, 2008 |
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| F.U.C.K
REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, ... |
| 270 Votes, |
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F.U.C.K
REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP.
Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity! |
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| Submitted By: Amarendra on: September 13, 2008 |
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| What do u get when u have sex
with a... |
| 270 Votes, |
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What do u get when u have sex
with a judge, banker & architect?
Judge- Honourable discharge,
Banker- Premature withdrawal,
Architect- Illegal erection!! |
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| Submitted By: Jony 21 on: October 07, 2008 |
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| A MOVIE ON LESBIANS WAS
NAMED 'FIRE'... |
| 269 Votes, |
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A MOVIE ON LESBIANS WAS
NAMED 'FIRE',So A MOVIE ON
HOMOSEXUALS WOULD BE NAMED
'BACKFIRE', & ON BISEXUALS
WOULD BE 'KABHI PUSSY KABHI BUM' |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: August 29, 2008 |
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| What is the difference between
the c... |
| 269 Votes, |
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What is the difference between
the cricketer & condom?
Cricketer drops the catch n
condom catches the drop! |
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| Submitted By: Shawn on: September 02, 2008 |
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| Elephant to camel "Why do u
have boob... |
| 269 Votes, |
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Elephant to camel "Why do u
have boobs on ur back?"
The camnel replied "thats a
fucking good question from
someone with a penis on his face!" |
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| Submitted By: anomym on: September 08, 2008 |
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| Why do women wear flowered panties?
... |
| 269 Votes, |
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Why do women wear flowered panties?
ANS: Cuz its there way of syaing,
'In memory of those who were buried
here! |
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| Submitted By: yahoo sms on: September 13, 2008 |
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| Sanata sex karte hue wife se bola aaj pi... |
| 269 Votes, |
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Sanata sex karte hue wife se bola aaj pitch gili hai jaldi out ho jaunga.
Wife boli apko to out hone ka bahana chaiye kal isi pitch pe Banta ne shatak lagaya tha. |
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| Submitted By: Mainak on: October 11, 2008 |
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| Thought for the day:
Behind evry ... |
| 268 Votes, |
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Thought for the day:
Behind evry successful Man, thr is a satisfied Woman.
Behind evry successful Man, thr is a satisfied Woman.
And behind evry satisfied Woman, thr is an exhausted Man |
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| Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: August 28, 2008 |
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| who was monica seles?
a: tennis playe... |
| 268 Votes, |
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who was monica seles?
a: tennis player
who was monica lewinsky?
a: "penis" player |
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| Submitted By: Lion on: September 11, 2008 |
