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| IF YOUR RIGHT LEG WAS XMAS AND YOUR LEFT... |
| 290 Votes, |
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| IF YOUR RIGHT LEG WAS XMAS AND YOUR LEFT WAS NEW YEAR I WOULD LOVE TO VISIT U DURING THE HOLIDAYS |
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| Submitted By: Natasha on: September 07, 2007 |
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| A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extract... |
| 290 Votes, |
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A woman goes 2 a dentist 4 tooth extraction
doc tells her 2 lie down and gets ready with tools
lady lifts her skirt,doc says im not a gynacologist im dentist
she says i want to get my hubbys tooth removed |
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| Submitted By: menthali on: October 20, 2007 |
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| A convicted rapist was sentenced to a de... |
| 290 Votes, |
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| A convicted rapist was sentenced to a death penalty.he was 2 choose between being hanged or being injected with a seringe with HIV/AIDS blood.he choose to be injected with AIDS, after they have finished with him he never stoped laughing and they asked why r u laughing he just wispered and say i have put on a condom. |
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| Submitted By: Rony no 1 on: October 20, 2007 |
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| A very sexy & attractive female employee... |
| 290 Votes, |
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A very sexy & attractive female employee meets her boss & says: Sir, will you remove something from my breasts?
Boss Wow, whats that?
Gal: Ur eyes, sir... |
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| Submitted By: Vishal on: November 29, 2007 |
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| Condoms are not 100% safe. The other day... |
| 290 Votes, |
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| Condoms are not 100% safe. The other day my friend was wearing one and he got hit by a bus! |
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| Submitted By: sms fan on: November 30, 2007 |
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| What's the moral of movie Salaam Namaste... |
| 290 Votes, |
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What's the moral of movie Salaam Namaste?
The moral is: Never trust Australian Condoms. |
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| Submitted By: dark morph on: December 04, 2007 |
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| In a party a lady wanted
to go to toile... |
| 290 Votes, |
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In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao. |
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| Submitted By: Vishal on: June 12, 2008 |
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| Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa ka dhood... |
| 290 Votes, |
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Doctor advised a patient: Dabaa ka dhoodh pio
Patient: Doctor sb, dhoodh tu
main khoob peeta hoon per
woh dabaanay nahee dayte! |
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| Submitted By: Amarendra on: August 20, 2008 |
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| Here I sit Same as ever
Dirty a*se, g... |
| 290 Votes, |
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Here I sit Same as ever
Dirty a*se, got no paper
Boss is calling,
Can not linger
Stuff it, I'll use me finger! |
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| Submitted By: Shawn on: August 20, 2008 |
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| After gr8 sex, she lies there
stroki... |
| 290 Votes, |
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After gr8 sex, she lies there
stroking his penis.
He asks: Do you want more sex?
She says: No. Just admiring ur penis.
I used to have one just like it. |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: August 22, 2008 |
