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The saddest part of a Man's body is his ...
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The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls.



The Lord Almighty sentenced them to : Hang Till Death!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 108
Submitted By: Faro on: September 04, 2008
A Guy BUYS 4 TYRES BCOZ THEY WERE CHEAP....
274 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A Guy BUYS 4 TYRES BCOZ THEY WERE CHEAP.

HIS WIFE SHOUTS, WHY DID U BUY TYRES,

WHEN WE DONT HAVE A CAR.

Guy SHOUTED BACK,

DO I SAY ANYTHING WHEN U BUY BRA...!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 174
Submitted By: Ritu on: September 04, 2008
Boy: Aunty ur apples r touching me.. ...
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Boy: Aunty ur apples r touching me..



Aunty: Its my apples...



Boy: Ok d apples r urs but juice is coming out of my banana!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 135
Submitted By: Afzal on: September 05, 2008
Knowledge is like ur underwear... U shou...
274 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Knowledge is like ur underwear... U should have it, but not show it off & most important, while having sex, keep ur knowledge aside!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 132
Submitted By: Nitesh on: September 05, 2008
Wife A: I hate my Engineer husband. Erec...
274 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wife A: I hate my Engineer husband. Erect & Erect.

Wife B: I Hate my Doc husband. Inject & Inject.

Wife C: U both r lucky, mine is judge… Tarikh pe Tarikh
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 162
Submitted By: Varun on: September 11, 2008
Bye-sexual girlfriend My girlfri...
274 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Bye-sexual girlfriend



My girlfriend is bye-sexual.

I say "sex" and she says, "Bye!"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 94
Submitted By: Admin on: September 23, 2008
Q: What's the best form of birth con...
274 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q: What's the best form of

birth control after 50?



A: Nudity
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 71
Submitted By: Sujoy on: September 24, 2008
what is differance between CHALLENGE a...
273 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
what is differance between
CHALLENGE and PROBLEM

1 man + 2 woman = challenge
2 man + 1 woman = problem
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 110
Submitted By: manis34 on: September 08, 2008
What's the diff between cheating you...
273 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
What's the diff between cheating

your wife and cheating on the taxman?

If you get caught, the taxman will

still want to screw you.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 141
Submitted By: Naba on: September 26, 2008
One hakla went 4 a interview & was asked...
273 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
One hakla went 4 a interview & was asked

to say - Institute, Obstitute & Substitute.

Hakla said: Inkichut, Aapkichut & Sabkichut !!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 139
Submitted By: Admin on: September 28, 2008
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