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Man came from the hole between the 2 leg...
241 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Man came from the hole between the 2 legs of a woman... but men always wants to go back..... Why?



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Home sweet home.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 157
Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 22, 2008
Mom asks to her married daughter Do u...
241 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Mom asks to her married daughter

Do u know the meaning of 'MANGALSUTRA'?

Daughter: - "Yes, it is the license

to enjoy KAMASUTRA"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 138
Submitted By: rxit on: September 27, 2008
A manipuri couple named their 1st bab...
241 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A manipuri couple named their

1st baby Bhai Chung Butiya.

2nd Bahan Chung Bhutiya.

3rd a negro was born they

named him Kaun Hai Ye Chutiya.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 151
Submitted By: Suri on: September 30, 2008
Wife: Darling you are like a cellphone. ...
241 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wife: Darling you are like a cellphone.

Hus: Why coz, I vibrate a lot.



Wife: no coz, you loose your tower

whenever you enter the tunnel.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 150
Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: October 04, 2008
THE F Rule find her, friend her, f...
241 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
THE F Rule

find her, friend her,
flirt her, fingure her,
fuck her, forget her.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 86
Submitted By: Kina on: October 07, 2008
Harder And Harder As a man goes olde...
241 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Harder And Harder

As a man goes older,
it is harder and harder
for him to grow harder!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 94
Submitted By: Lion on: October 07, 2008
Let’s name your legs. The right one is...
241 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Let’s name your legs. The right one is Thanksgiving and the left one is Christmas.



Can I come between the holidays?
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 125
Submitted By: Monica on: October 07, 2008
At a funeral, a heart shaped coffin wa...
240 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
At a funeral, a heart shaped
coffin was made 4 a Cardiologist.
A Doctor started laughing, When
asked y, he said Im thinking of
my funeral, im a Gynaecologist..!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 168
Submitted By: Faro on: September 17, 2008
A newly married gilr says to her 70 ...
240 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A newly married gilr says to

her 70 yr old hubby -

"Darling lets go upstairs and have sex."



Hubby- "Make a choice, I cant do both!!"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 146
Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 21, 2008
A life without friends is like boobs w...
240 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
A life without friends is like
boobs without nipples.....
Pointless!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 72
Submitted By: Hasan 98316 on: September 24, 2008
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