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Yesterdays' News : A Nun Jogging at the ...
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Yesterdays' News : A Nun Jogging at the park was raped!
Today's News : Hundred of Nuns are Jogging at the Park!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 113
Submitted By: Prady on: September 30, 2008
Q:) Why do ldy journalists have big brea...
245 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Q:) Why do ldy journalists have big breast?



A:) bcoz they always say "PRESS"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 84
Submitted By: Shawn on: October 01, 2008
She demanded I gave her affection, So...
245 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
She demanded I gave her affection,

So I opened her legs 4 inspection,

I found her quite nice...

till I noticed her lice

and immediatly lost my erection.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 165
Submitted By: Kushal on: October 02, 2008
The Girl complained, "Mom, our neighbor'...
245 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
The Girl complained, "Mom, our neighbor's son have penis like peanut".



Mom inquired, "Did you see it? Is it too small?"



Girl said, "No, it is salty!"
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 163
Submitted By: manis34 on: October 04, 2008
Newton's 4th law : "To and fro motion gi...
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Newton's 4th law : "To and fro motion gives hand full of white lotion".

NEWTONS'S 5th Law : Length of the pole is directly proportional to depth of the hole.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 160
Submitted By: Admin on: October 04, 2008
Laloo ka beta: Papa C*nd*m kya hota hai?...
245 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Laloo ka beta: Papa C*nd*m kya hota hai?

Laloo: Chal Bhaag mujhe nahi pata

Beta: Tabhi toh hum 11 Bhai-Behen hain..!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 124
Submitted By: Ganu on: October 10, 2008
8 qualities of a Perfect Husband ...
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8 qualities of a Perfect Husband



Brave, Intelligent, Gentle

Polite, Energetic, Nutty, Industrious, Sensitive



And if all else fails, read the CAPITAL LETTERS only!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 180
Submitted By: Amarendra on: October 12, 2008
Wht's the full frm of C.O.N.D.O.M? ...
244 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wht's the full frm of C.O.N.D.O.M?



Confidential

Ornament Needed

For Domestic

Occassion Be4

MARRIAGE.
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 119
Submitted By: Rony55 on: September 16, 2008
Cyber Sex He met a lady while bro...
244 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Cyber Sex



He met a lady while browsing

She unzipped his dotcom when

downloading. Since he was

virus free he slotted his

floppydisk into ther hotmail,

she screamed Yahoo!!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 192
Submitted By: rxit on: September 24, 2008
Wives are funny creatures. They don't ha...
244 Votes,  Click to Vote this SMS
Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does!
Category: Dirty SMS Characters: 123
Submitted By: yahoo sms on: September 28, 2008
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