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| A woman had triplets, she named them Mat... |
| 293 Votes, |
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A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her
right tit...
Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat |
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| Submitted By: ritz on: November 25, 2007 |
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| Ladki: Tum Honeymoon k liye kahan kahan ... |
| 293 Votes, |
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Ladki: Tum Honeymoon k liye kahan kahan Gayi thi?
Saheli: Shimla, Kasauli, Mussoorie, Nanitaal.
Ladki: Achhaa... kya kya dekha Wahan pe?
Saheli: Sirf CEILING FAN! |
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| Submitted By: Jony 21 on: December 05, 2007 |
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| A Thot 2 ponder:
Love is like a P... |
| 293 Votes, |
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A Thot 2 ponder:
Love is like a Pant and Friendship is like Chaddi.
Coz agar Pant phat bhi jaaye toh Chaddi izzat bachaa leti hain!! |
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| Submitted By: Admin on: August 24, 2008 |
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| One bald man to another bald man
did u... |
| 293 Votes, |
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One bald man to another bald man
did u know dat if u rub a bald patch
to a pussy hair would start growing?
2nd bald man: If thats da case ma tongue
would had been a forest by now! |
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| Submitted By: Rangesh on: August 25, 2008 |
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| To make it straight, she pulls it.
2 ... |
| 293 Votes, |
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To make it straight, she pulls it.
2 make it stand, she rubs it.
2 make it stiff, she licks it.
2 let it "IN" she pushes it.
True! Threading a needle is not easy! |
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| Submitted By: rosit on: August 29, 2008 |
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| A good lecture should be
like a girl... |
| 293 Votes, |
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A good lecture should be
like a girl's mini-skirt
Short enough to create an
interest and long enough
to cover a subject... |
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| Submitted By: Soham on: September 06, 2008 |
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| A sardar is in a bar and
his cellula... |
| 293 Votes, |
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A sardar is in a bar and
his cellular phone rings,
so he picks it up and says
Hello, how did u know I was here? |
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| Submitted By: Faro on: September 09, 2008 |
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| A thirsty paitent asks a nurse
for mil... |
| 293 Votes, |
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A thirsty paitent asks a nurse
for milk, she opened her top
& put her nipples in his mouth,
he said THANK GOD I DIDN'T ask
for water. |
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| Submitted By: Prani on: September 10, 2008 |
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| Chaho to Dil se Hamko mita
dena,chaho... |
| 293 Votes, |
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Chaho to Dil se Hamko mita
dena,chaho to hamko bhula
dena,par yeh wada karo ki,
aaye kabhi yaad humari to
rona mat....GAAND MEIN UNGLI
DALKE HILA LENA! |
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| Submitted By: niks_B on: September 12, 2008 |
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| A man sees on a girls t-shirt it says "h... |
| 293 Votes, |
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A man sees on a girls t-shirt it says "handle with care"
Next day he wears a jeans & writes "candle with hair" |
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| Submitted By: Soham on: September 13, 2008 |
